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simplysebby

I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

lemmaeof

ⓘ Fact check: Be proud of yourself anyway bitch. Doing shit is hard.

thesituation

genuinely unironically god bless our fucking troops

a-lavender-boy

My brother in law was a restaurant manager and literally went out and bought Marijuana for his employees

danskjavlarna

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Do you have eyes for my modest collection of vintage potato imagery?

thisphantomlife

Andrew singing an old Irish song

inthesensethat-deactivated20240

emotargaryen

were--ralph

dude what the fuck is nintendo on like actually

were--ralph

they just 100% with their chest stopped all smash tournaments from happening and like. i don't care about the competitive scene at all but this is like. what the fuck

were--ralph

you can't host an in person tournament more than 200 people and you can't make more than a certain amount from tournaments NOR can you make more than that amount of money from content creation involving smash its like. what the actual fuck

were--ralph

you can't have any nintendo IP or merchandise on your tournament

you can't host more than 300 people for an online tournament

you can't charge for online tournaments

no mods whatsoever

no sponsors whatsoever

like dude this is like......hateful towards a community that did nothing but play their games LMAO

unbound-shade

From what I've gathered through various channels of scuttlebutt is that while they put their friendly execs and creators forward when it comes to game conferences, press releases, etc, the actual board of the company are largely old, totally out of touch businessmen who are ruthlessly litigious and protective of the brand. They take the customer base as a given constant and are totally disconnected from the reality of those customers and how and why the brand has its base to begin with. They don't understand the use of their product in a tournament setting and don't care to learn. It's just another aberration and threat.

were--ralph

that is so insane nintendo board die challenge

conkreetmonkey

Nintendo is actually really fascinating as a video game company, since they are simultaneously the oldest still-functioning business in the field and one of the big three console producers. Nintendo is 134 years old. They were originally a manufacturer of playing cards, jumped on the arcade machine trend, produced an absolute smash hit banger by complete happenstance after they didn't have the rights to create a liscensed Popeye game and swapped Bluto out for a gorilla, and the rest is history.

As a result of their unorthodox history, Nintendo has a lot of vestigal stuff going on. They are the whale of the tech world; originally a small creature that decided to enter a new environment, that suddenly found itself in a whole new world as a titan of its field. Unlike its fish contemporaries, which have always lived in the sea, the whale retains the underlying bone structure of a land animal. It's the same with Nintendo. At their core of cores, they remain a conservative, suit-and-tie Japanese megacorporation. This, of course, creates unique problems. Most video game companies do not predate video game technology, and thus are rather "with it" in terms of the radical youth and their internets. Many of the people at Nintendo are like this as well, I imagine, but there remains a lot of people in this company that runs multiple huge online games and produces game consoles that honestly and truly do not understand the field their company specializes in. This square-peg-round-hole situation has clearly resulted in a lot of innovation, but also a lot of unique problems for the company and the games they produce.

Hence, you have a company that doesn't understand that online content and tournaments are free and effective advertising that people willingly watch and produce, something that's probably been widely understood since before I was born.

writing-prompt-s

Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way.

randomitemdrop

Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously to use it you have to put it on and give it a honk

bluehairedspidey

bananonbinary

okay no hang on because assuming it takes half a second for each bill, this would in fact take over five days of nonstop bills

gouinisme

children's media is so evil for pretending broccoli's bad broccoli's literally so delicious and beautiful why are you being so mean to her i think you're just jealous honestly

lochnessmonster-deactivated2013

doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY

castiel--for--king

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

ourglennrhee

maybe

tumblartifacts

7/22/2013

stonerzelda

wepon

happy decade anniversary to this post

little-klng

i think kids online should really get back to making internetsonas instead of whatever fuckshit this is with putting their entire real faces, names, ages, and such everywhere. you're not gonna realize how nice internet privacy is until you dont have it anymore and no chance at getting it back. make up a guy and a name and just be that online. make up conflicting details about your completely made up backstory. make a fursona or something