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[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[overpoweredoriginalposter]

I submit: character takes off their glasses when shit gets real, patiently cleans them, puts them back on with a weary sigh, goes completely feral

[janetm74]

Brains.

[variablejabberwocky]

#gotta have crisp 20/20 for this assbeating i’m about to give you

[applejuiz]

Carly Rae Jepsen just truly blows all of the other pop girlies so out of the water with her ability to truly achieve campy pop instead of just making bad music and having it be called camp. Like ‘So Nice’ is one of the most saccharine songs I’ve ever heard in my life, but she sells me on it so flawlessly. Like THIS is camp, THIS is pop. It’s commitment to the emotion that you can only do if you are fearless. I feel like so many other pop stars today are too brand-aware and self-conscious to actually swing that hard at cheesy, but it is the full power that Carly puts behind it that makes it so endearing.

Songs like ‘Let’s Be Friends’ and ‘Beach House’ are perfect campy songs because she never undercuts it to save face, and because she’s inviting us to laugh with her and not at the song. Actually I think that’s the thing everyone gets wrong about camp: it’s the equivalent of laughing with, and people confuse it with laughing at. With Carly, she’s always in on the joke and laughing while she tells it.

[indexcard]

@alterbenjamin

[afronerdism]

[afronerdism]

I hope y’all understand the racism apparent here and how black women are being expected to conform to the standards of white womanhood in order to be actually classified as women

[duckdotcom]

Computer show me the "big one"

[psygull]

a dot matrix printer slowly but surely starts producing a crude representation of a largemouth bass

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[artificial-father]

My mom who worked in HR and people management for years approves.

[masochistrights]

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

[astral-logistics-assn]

Yes, yes, the dentist.  We’ve all been there.

[wolves-willow]

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

[jaesrri]

[sidnugget]

What is gonna happen if skinny jeans go out of style? Go back to boot cut jeans and act like we didn’t think they were disgusting for 6+ years?

[creativeissue]

November 2nd, 2014 

[saintemiliosandoz]

doomed by the narrative and haunted by the narrative and a secret third thing (narrating the narrative)

[saintemiliosandoz]

YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I RESPECT

[catchymemes]

[amygdalae]

Beach episode at the monastery... everyones putting sunscreen on eachothers tonsures

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

absolutely fucking reeling from puss in boots the last wish. my grown ass friends made me see it and it absolutely fucked. it was mad max fury road for kids. it was a horror movie about the fear of death. it was a western about an ageing outlaw trying to regain his youth with the help of his ex fiance and homeless harvey guillen. it was about found family. it was about needing people and asking for help. it had the best depiction of a panic attack i've ever seen in a mainstream film. the villain looked exactly like boris johnson. there was a wicker man reference. it had a kill count higher than most slasher films. it set up shrek 5. they even said fuck.

[notcaycepollard]

[firstgrave]

hmmm. customer was asking me if id been to any protests lately. gave the general “how could i when im always at work” response. he keeps going asking about where protests are being held/how he’s having trouble locating them and “it’s been hundreds of years coming so im not suprised”. he buys a lotto ticket and opens his wallet, which surprise surprise also contained a police badge..

[firstgrave]

Seriously. Be suspicious of everyone you talk to. especially if you don’t know them. even if you used to talk to them but fell off for a few years. don’t give out any information that could put others at risk

[sentrysvoid]

The Hunger Games (2012) The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

bonus:

[guzhufuren]

@aikinn yeah people should see this actually

[utopians]

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

[utopians]

Whatever

[minotaurfemme]

thats not a bong thats a bing

[evilwizard]

🧚‍♀️ thumbelina420 Follow

works for me!

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[yteicosanievilew]

i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes

[yteicosanievilew]

i’m like the riddler in the sense that i tell riddles sometimes

[yteicosanievilew]

i don’t have much in common with the penguin

[feline-evil]

I love the universal concept of Big Worm In The Desert; if youare making ANYTHING set in a fictional desert it is seemingly IMPERATIVE you put a worm of considerable size in there. Be it friend or foe, simply large or absolutely ginormous, all that's important is it is a Big Worm or Wormlike-Being In The Desert

[charlesoberonn]

Frank Herbert did to giant desert worms what Tolkien did to giant fantasy spiders.