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wizard tip of the day: buy locusts in bulk and release them just sort of wherever
theyre putting you in genshin impact i heard
COUGHING BOMB
VS
HYDROGEN BABY
Honestly, the complicated series of chunky analogue switches you have to flip on startup doesn't actually do anything – it's just there to make sure you're sober enough to pilot the giant death robot.
#if you get it wrong three times in a row the robot calls your mom
yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it
…were Cain and Abel brothers in Christ? Because it seems to me that requires the presence or aftermath of a Christ, and Mr. Of Nazareth hadn’t arrived on the scene yet.
Christian Typological reading of the Jewish scriptures strikes again
sometimes people decide to be wrong to make a punchline funnier because the nitpicking of the exact theological timeline and being perfectly accurate to the tanakh/torah vs new testament or the appropriation of Jewish literature and culture within the new testament and even the christian interpretations (esp. evangelical calvinist-protestantism or holy roman catholicism or the greek orthodoxy) would make a one line joke less funny, generally speaking
maybe we should all meet in one place and talk it out, say... Nicaea?
arius grande i swear to singular god if you try and pull out your nontrinitarian powerpoint again i will turn this church around
i hope they rob rohan genuinely
joestars after his wallet in every timeline
Topic: least appropriate crowdfunded product to have “fishing minigame” as a stretch goal
A fishing simulator. Like, I’m imagining a game that is packaged as a fishing game, where your character rents a cabin by a lake for a summer and your goal is to catch as many fish as possible. The presentation is all about a pastoral relaxing fishing experience. But there’s a series of things getting in the way of your fishing. A lakehouse is being occupied by a Band working on their next album, their loud music scares away the fish once they wake up, greatly limiting the hours in which you can fish. To solve this problem you need to visit their house and do an elaborate visual novel to either resolve their creative differences or have the band break up so they leave. (Thus increasing the window of time each day that you can fish) The lake is polluted by a nearby factory. The eccentric billionaire who owns it is obsessed with a collectable card game, and will shut down the factory to host tournaments. By increasing your standing within the game’s community you increase the frequency of local tournaments held, thus also increasing the frequency of factory shutdowns, until finally you are able to defeat the billionaire himself in order to get him to shut down the factory for good. (Thus increasing the quantity of fish in the lake) The lakeshore is so full of garbage that your character can only stand to be there for a short time due to the smell. The local bar owner is trying to organize a cleanup effort through a concert series, but nobody wants to play. Play this rhythm game to attract people to the concert and organize the cleanup (Thus increasing how long you can fish for). It turns out your rod and bait sucks, there’s a fishing supply store that can sell you better gear, but you don’t have enough money. Fortunately, you can get a part-time job doing basic maintenance at the Ski Resort That Is Haunted In The Summer, play through a survival horror scenario to earn money to buy new fishing gear so you can catch more fish. Unfortunately, your character doesn’t know anything about fish, so you get minimal points for each fish you catch, since all you can do is weigh the fish. However, a local marine biologist will gladly teach you, if only you can find her notes on local wildlife, which she lost hiking in the nearby mountains. Do some precision parkour puzzle-platforming to uncover notebook pages about different types of fish, thus making those fish worth more points! Upstream of the lake there is an old mine, abandoned after the miners broke into some impossibly deep hell dimension, and every night horrible beasts emerge to, among other things, feast on the fish that would be coming into the lake. Do some roguelike dungeon-crawling to fight back and seal the evil creatures within, thus allowing more interesting (and high-value) fish to enter the lake. and if our kickstarter goes well enough, We’ll actually implement a mini-game for fishing, rather than just having an automatic algorithm based on how well you’re doing with all the other systems.
Listens to both of these back to back for 24 hours
extremely amused by the implication that it takes 34 seconds to hypnotize someone into being autistic and 24x that to reverse it
i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.
theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight
forgot this existed
have the homestuck. pride? flag i made at multiple resolutions if you want to home your own stuck feel free to submit them i will post them as soon as possible because i horribly underestimated how hard itd be to come up with more than one suitable character for this dumb gimmick
Fuptaba Sakura from Persona 5 has read Homestuck, and will never recover!
oh my god it has been months and just noticed the typo im so embarrassed
leaving this here as a monument to my stupidity
Futaba Sakura from Persona 5 has read Homestuck, and will never recover!