Salamander

He/him, 24. Fanfiction author, theater kid, and otherwise artist. Furry :3. Born to be a court jester jingling for my supper before the king, forced to live life as a lowly wage earning fool instead. 😔

[onenicebugperday]

What the hell she drew a man

[onenicebugperday]

You're gonna be blown away by what I'm about to tell you

[depsidase]

[markodragic]

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

[markodragic]

[byjove]

I’ve been told my entire life not to take showers or baths during thunderstorms because lightening can travel through the plumbing and you know what? I don’t care anymore. If God decides to kill me in that ridiculous manner, it’ll be a hell of a way to go. Going to take the risk. Fuck it.

[theoneofwhomisblue]

They/them pussy

[ririwithrice]

nonbinary cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<>>

[screampotato]

I was curious about this, not because I was surprised the cat was "neither male nor female" but because I was surprised this is a "first". I mean, intersex cats exist. Any time an apparently male cat is tortie/calico, for example, that's an intersex animal, probably XXY.

Turns out, though, that this kitty is very rare - they have no external genitals, and vets can find no evidence of internal reproductive organs either. So yeah, fair enough, I've literally never heard of an animal being born like that! Isn't nature something?

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

The face of a creature who fought the gods to be born without the burden of reproduction and won

[gaytricorder]

your uncle and his best friend who’ve been living together for 10 years

[modern-politics111]

[atticusdoesthings]

Feather fortress with mama

[superawesomewizard]

[kaijudove]

happy make a terrible comic day!!! i haven't stopped thinking about this post since i saw it. in 2018 a common merganser was spotted with 76 (SEVENTY SIX!!!) chicks!! that's SOOOO many baby. so much success.

[saywhat-politics]

BREAKING: Fox News has been advised to stop highlighting Zohran Mamdani's policies because even Fox viewers are finding them appealing.

[sandmandaddy69]

[chellings]

[dambiex]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[ouroborosmoons]

[t4tvampireisms]

“We could’ve built this place in seventy two hours, but human rights violations kept us from completely treating these people like animals in a zoo.”

[anobeko]

Housing the homeless isn't feasible.

Treating the sick isn't feasible.

But we can build concentration camps in a week.

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[exeuntstormtroopers]

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

[toskarin]

I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

[toskarin]

Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer

[asimovsideburns]

oh you KNOW he’s got that big bushy mustache

[bartmobile]

because it is only one little cubie

[batbetbitbotbut]

whispering my problems to the 1x1x1 cube hoping the solved state area of effect will fix them