[donutsornonuts]

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

when ur like “im gettin a gay vibe” and your straight friend is like “uhhh idk that seems….forced….” and u gotta pull out your fuckin phd from gay college and your private gay detective license and your federal bureau of investigaytion badge like sit fuckin down buddy i got credentials and also an opinion the truth is out there my guy

[d-archive1948-deactivated202303]

*Switches languages in mid-sentence while talking to myself*

[ilovetextingandscones]

ok, I’m gonna say it

this is all Australia’s fault

it’s like when someone comes home to visit and your mum makes you clean

we’re all pretending to be normal for the australians

[imamdrake-deactivated20180503]

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

[cantbae]

when your mum forces you to hang with that annoying as kid on the block

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Shoutout to all the forgettable but nice enough girlfriends/boyfriends in romantic comedies who had their marriages CANCELED and had to deal with emotional recovery after assumed months of planning because some former flame or old friend who does quirky shit like collecting their Snapple fact lids came back into their fiancé’s life for two days

[shadyrican]

Where were you when Skai Jackson of House Disney, the Unbothered, first of her name, Mother of Slaying, Queen to the Skai Warriors, and Queen of Meme Culture bodied Azealia Stanks? 

[cr-est]

What's your #1 sexual fantasy?

Somebody just throwing a million dollars on to my naked body and then leaving.

[sandandglass]

Running Wild with Bear Grylls feat. President Barack Obama

[bunlly]

you’re not a true photographer until

[fitnika]

[scorntrooper-deactivated2024041]

Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

[neutral]

when you know you fucked up your phone passcode but you press enter anyway

[fidget-sinner]

In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

[yourhandsaresosoft]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha