Kiko's bullshit corner

She/her // 24 // White // Cishet // Level one autism and complex PTSD // Agnostic atheist // Socialist // Pro-human rights // Anti-AI // This was supposed to be a Rusty Lake blog but I reblog a bunch of other stuff I like. The jokes I reblog on here can be a bit raunchy so proceed with caution.

[depsidase]

[muslim-flint]

theres something inherently holy about kitchens

[muslim-flint]

i legit havent felt this close to god's love in weeks

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer-de]

your laura palmer comparison was trite and unfounded

[kristina100000]

[kords-kock-kloset]

[avoicefromgaza]

From a Computer Engineer to Fighting for Survival: Please Do Not Scroll Past My Urgent Appeal 🥺💔

Before this crisis, I was a Computer Engineering graduate from the Islamic University of Gaza. I had a house, a car, a promising career, and a life full of dreams. Now, I am a brother carrying the heavy responsibility of keeping my entire family alive.

I sacrificed absolutely everything before turning to this campaign. I spent my entire life savings and sold every single thing I owned, including my laptop. Out of pure desperation to feed my family, I took a grueling heavy-lifting job that my body couldn't handle. My back broke under the weight, leaving me hospitalized for an entire month.

Today, I am broken and in agonizing pain inside a tent, unable to even stand up on my own feet.

I feel completely helpless because my campaign is moving extremely slow—it doesn't even cover the cost of basic food for my family right now. We are starving, and the slow support is leaving us stranded on the brink of survival.

Please, do not look away from our agony. Your donations are our only way to eat and stay safe. If you cannot donate, please share my story. You are truly our last remaining hope 🙏😭🥀💔😔

Help for Mahmoud and his family

Hi, my name is Max and I am raising funds for Mahmoud and his family who are living in Gaza. Please read his story below:

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one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[what-the-hell-is-going-on-here]

@mercyluvsyouuu @salemanderboom scryptcraft

[fitnessadvicethatfitsinyourlife]

Drinking soda is better than drinking nothing all day. Eating ice cream for dinner is better than eating nothing for dinner. Eating salsa is better than having no produce in your diet at all.

Water is way more hydrating than soda, but soda is more hydrating than nothing. A balanced meal is way more nutritious than ice cream, but ice cream is more nutritious than nothing.

Something is better than nothing. Some hydration is better than no hydration. Some nutrients are better than no nutrients. Some produce is better than no produce.

Don't let societally imposed food guilt trick you into believing that nothing is a better choice. Nourishing your body, however you can, is always the better choice. Fed is best. Always.

[comment-tube]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

if we don't even do anything, they won't have any evidence to lead back to us...! it's the perfect crime...!

[kiricheesek]

Welcome to Rusty Lake Hotel. Make sure our guests have a wonderful stay

[unamusedsloth]

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

[julianlovesdogs]

This is my new favorite thing

[whetstonefires]

‘portraits of people reacting to nudity’ fresh, inspired, art sfkas;lk

[headspace-hotel]

according to the notes, yes, the subjects do know ahead of time that he will be nude, so yes, this is very funny and cool

[iloveyou9]

[messier51]

my observation from 2 months of kittens

[madame-helen]

[jumbo-the-mumbo]

[dogpuppy]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.