my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom
mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.
i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms
my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”
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my job in the comune will be to fuck your mom
mine is to make love to yours. step your game up.
i just got promoted to giving your father earthshattering prostate orgasms
my father is a libertarian so nice try but he would never be “pro state”
Still one of my favorite things I've created
There seems to be a lot of confusion about this. The working title of the comic strip was "Mr. Krabs gets sent to the abyss and faces the divine light of God above" I hope this helps
I’m 30 hour OSHA trained and um….
You’re not supposed to apply stickers, paint, or markings to hard hats because they might conceal damage. You are ESPECIALLY not supposed to apply large amounts. You can get away with your name and mayne a small sticker. But that many? Garfield is getting a write up.
bought an item on etsy and the store shut down and disappeared the second i got the package in the mail. classic cursed object story but instead of a cursed object its a skyrim shirt
and by the divines i will be prepared
skyrim followers are so funny like you'll be fighting alduin on the throat of the world for the first time and then they hit you with a "I've done a lot of… questionable things in my life. Serving Vaermina was a horrible mistake, and I hope Mara will forgive me one day." like Erandur my brother in mara we might have bigger worries right now I don't think it's a good time to tell me about your trauma there's a lizard and it wants us to die
tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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*ezio accidentally knocks down the entire colosseum* bene now i have a way back up if i fall
What could he possibly Fucking want.
World’s first neutering [x]
positive reaction from onion lovers
lil jon lyrics ^
you’re not ready for this fucking post i have in mind
pregnant with satan’s baby call that deviled eggs
loyalty missions in mass effect (specifically, mass effect 2) are so funny to me, like you have to go on this side quest to process your trauma or else you’ll die in a swarm of alien bees ten hours from now.
the medieval peasant I brought into the present and am explaining society to: So, these "CEOs", they are akin to... burgher kings?
me: hold that thought. We need to go somewhere right now