i write sometimes

i write and reblog shize

[synergy27]

Me at 13: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 21: “god I can’t wait to go home and read fanfic”

[spacephobos]

fucking love the pitt. they let the autistic girl chill with a dog fo a bit then her boss came in like "fucking love u girl my least troublesome intern wanna pick sooo much gravel out a dudes leg wound?" and she was just like 😀😀😀 incredible. banger autistic rep shes so me.

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[yourmommycallsmemommy]

i have such maternal feelings towards ultraman

[lovebugism]

DO NOT FUCKING HELP HER JOEL! LEAVE HER TO DIE!

[venusloverblue]

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[electric-skillet]

I love Mando’s vibe. Imagine some guy rolling up to your shop in a beat up honda civic. He steps out wearing an armani suit. He opens his wallet and offers you two dollars to fix his car.

[internet-woman]

You tell him it isn’t enough but you’ll fix it if he does the most dangerous thing you can think of. He brings his toddler to do the job.

[m-in-a-moonrock]

He’s wearing a biker helmet that he refuses to remove under any circumstances. The toddler is the cutest child you’ve ever seen in your life.

[ghost-cassette]

The child makes an earnest attempt at eating your dog

[wings-and-beskar]

Mando Heritage Post

[scuderiavale]

‘why do you read “various x reader stories?”’

first, i’m a narcissist and will not read it if it’s not about me

second, I love the feeling of people liking me

third, I was ignored as a child

[moonlightsolo]

pretty much sums it up!

[lastweeksshirttonight]

GUILTY ON THIRTY FOUR COUNTS

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[drithligh]

You deserved better!!

[wokeuplaughing]

any time that white old lady in the tumblr ads changes position I get scared I feel like the next ad is going to be a picture of the couch empty and I'm going to start seeing her around town

[leftoverlight]

[faithdeans]

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[und3r00s]