egg,,city

old enough to fuck your mom (⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠)

[internet-woman]

Betty Crocker's Cookbook, twelfth printing, 1984

[an-elegant-reflection]

Ora Tamir

[ozempicofficial]

[internet-woman]

Dual language dog walker needed, my dog only knows French

[nowheresville-dakota]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[importantcatpics]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

[skoomabong]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

the soap that inspired it all

[littlemousling]

[clowncarpool]

gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.

[clowncarpool]

engine update:

[greenishness]

i'm thinking about charlotte brontë spending her last years editing and publishing her sisters' writings and about christopher tolkien dedicating his life to the protection and meticulous reconstruction his father's life's work and about johanna van gogh publishing the letters between vincent and theo that would propel vincent van gogh into fame because she knew how much her husband had loved his brother, and about how so often art isn't just a reflection of the artist's mind and skills but a testament to the fact that they were loved

[greenishness]

My sister just quoted this post at me over dinner bc it was discussed in her philosophy class & I can't even smugly inform her of its authorship. Due to the mindhunter yaoi state of my most recent blog history.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[imoanurparentsnames]

[thesituation]

[psshaw]

[lilifred]

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

[psshaw]

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:

[thesecretuncle]

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

[psshaw]

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

[certainchange]

Manipulating my barista into serving me milk tea by giving her seven dollars

[teathattast]

[kohakumeltyblood]

Tumblrs terminating a lot of transfems at this exact moment. Keep an eye on your friends.

[kohakumeltyblood]

I say "a lot" but it's three blogs within minutes of each other. Still.

[kohakumeltyblood]

Four.

[kohakumeltyblood]

The emails for their termination do not include a reason. I'm not familiar with everyone's content but one of them didn't discourse or horny post.

[kohakumeltyblood]

Five. They got yay-bunnies.

[kohakumeltyblood]

Six. Volition48.

[kohakumeltyblood]

We're at 10 fucking accounts terminated in ten minutes.

[kohakumeltyblood]

Matt's pissed his update got rolled back so he's taking his anger out the only way he knows how

[importantcatpics]

[academicgangster]

[cat-faces]