Your Number 1 Fan

Hello and welcome. I'm here for the fanfic, possibly even to write my own. Been a fan of Marvel, Darksiders, TMNT, and anime for awhile. I'll be posting about those and possibly several other hyperfixations. Let's have fun and see how it goes. 😄

[yournumber1fan]

Y'all ever wonder about stuff that could've changed the world until you're almost angry? Like, how different would music and fashion would have been if Selena Quintinilla wouldn't have been killed or how comedy would be affected of Chris Farley survived?

[blue-and-dog]

When I was in high school surfing the internet (or at least the communities I hung around online), it was very much the mindset that “if they’re female they’re automatically a Mary Sue” “OC x Canon is something you shouldn’t be proud of unless your OC is super super detailed and complex” “If you have a female OC don’t mention at all if you ship them with a male canon character because people will just call them a Mary-Sue/exists only for a relationship/self insert” “if you do any of the above it’s cringe”

Now it’s like bitch I’m thirty-one; cholesterol is a bigger threat to me than some stranger on the internet with too much free time thinking I’m “cringe.”

When I got my Apple Pencil, the very first thing I did to test it out was draw a *ton* of OC x Canon self-indulgent bullshit art over bases I found on Pinterest, and it felt so damn good. I felt like I had finally grasped a feeling I had lost a long time ago.

Look, you don’t have to like someone else’s OCs, or interpretations of canon characters, or what have you. But if it makes them happy, literally nobody is getting hurt with them having that bit of serotonin to themselves.

If you’ll excuse me, I’ve been working 9-10 hour shifts at work for the past several weeks and dealing with real world adult stuff. Now, I’m gonna draw OC x Canon art over Pinterest and DeviantART bases AGAIN.

[yournumber1fan]

I get really tired of every female protagonist getting reduced down to the Mary-Sue archetype. Yeah, I get the character type is boring, but I don't see the same energy for the Gary Sue's. 👀

[yournumber1fan]

My type?

Smart ass gunslingers with a secret heart of gold and style for days.

[imagine-darksiders]

Reader: Strife? You’re pretty strong, right?

Strife: Thank you for noticing. At last.

Reader: I mean, like, how far do you think you could throw me?

[later]

Fury, casually strolling up to Death: Hey, not that I care or whatever but I just thought you should know, Strife and the human are on the roof and he’s about to, and I quote ‘yeet this squish into the next plane of existence.’

Fury:… Just thought you’d want to put a stop to that or something… 

[imagine-darksiders]

[Y/n, sneaks in at 3am after hangin out with Vuglrim]

Death, emerges from the shadows: Would you care to explain yourself?

Y/n: AH! Oh, Death! I was - I was just out with War!

War, flips on light switch: I think you’d better try again.

Y/n: D-did I say War? I meant Fury!

Fury, spinning around in a swivel chair: Funny, I don’t remember seeing you tonight?

Y/n: Oh, I was actually.. with… with Strife?

Strife, rolling out from under the bed: Uh oh! That hole’s lookin’ pretty deep there, kid.

[yournumber1fan]

Funny/annoying to me that it's perfectly acceptable to remove all NSFW content from an 18+ site but heaven forbid if the adults migrate to yet another site minors lie to gain access to. I'm not ragging on the kids because I did the same shit at one time. It's just frustrating that everything is just suppose to be for kids. Nothing for adults, kids might see! Oh, you posted sexy fun on an 18+ site? Straight to hell.

[yournumber1fan]

This might sound like a horrible reason to not have kids, but I really don't think I can live through watching Mickey Mouse Club House or Yo Gaba Gabba over again. I went through that with my cousins and siblings. I can't take it anymore.

Don't even get me started on Paw Patrol.

[yournumber1fan]

Fury: I talked to God. She is real and she is pissed.

[yournumber1fan]

Has anyone else noticed that it's always the women who are between 40-60 who haven't worked for 10+ years that always wanna worry about if someone else has a job? Or is that too specific?

[yournumber1fan]

Anytime someone makes a remark about younger folks not wanting to work, I remember that so many of the older workers employed at the company I work for now quit we had to play musical chairs to keep all offices covered. They know how shitty these companies are, they just don't think fairness applies to the younger generation of workers for some reason.

[yournumber1fan]

Y/N: I'm breaking up...

Strife: I'M PREGNANT!

Y/N: I meant the phone.

Strife: Right. Sorry, I panicked.

[exlibrisfangirl]

Welp...

[yournumber1fan]

Yes! I think Zuko has a profound effect with me on this one honestly.

[yournumber1fan]

It's always blows my mind that my fellow white folks want to gatekeep practices of cultures from the Danes /Vikings, but don't respect when indigenous folks who ask us not to use their ceremonial practices lightly (or not at all).a The way I see people acting on social media about poc enjoying themselves makes me sick, especially about something like this.

[dailylgbtq]

LUCIFER | 2.04 Lady Parts

[yournumber1fan]

My mom had me about 17. She was teen mom. Her mom and step-dad decided the best option for her was to marry my supermarket donor. At the age of 17, she had become a wife and mother. Needless to say, the marriage didn't last.

Here's the part of that story that pisses me off the most: my mom confessed to my grandma that she was having sex and all but begged to be put on birth control. My grandma basically acted like she didn't believe my mom. Years later she stated that she felt putting a young girl on birth control would make her feel like having sex is fine or something.

Expecting your kids to be 'just be abstinent' has never worked. No matter how much parent thinks their little angel would never have sex, it happens. I hate the rehtoric. Also, birth control doesn't mean you're out hooking up like crazy. It's just that extra level of protection if you should decide to partake.

Side note: Now, my great-grandmother offered to pay for her to have an abortion. She thought that was a better option than forcing my mom to give up school to became a teen bride and mother. My grandma absolutely vilified this woman for years about this, even after my great-grandma had died. She often liked to make it sound like she had saved my life and I owed her for it. I didn't feel that way. I felt like my mother missed a lot of her life raising me and that both she and myself have had to heal tremendously from those early years.

[yournumber1fan]

Strife: *handing his guns to War* Take good care of my babies. If I see a single scratch or nick on those, I’ll spell "forgive me" on your chest in bullet holes.