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one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn
Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”
DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”
Fighter: I want to see my little boy
DM: roll a perception check
*nat 20*
DM: here he comes
bard: toss me my keys
*rolls a 1*
DM: i thought you said printer
Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries
DM: roll a perception check
*rolls a 9*
Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.
my bones!! feel free to look but please don’t steal my bones!!
reblog to steal her bones
we’re over halfway to stealing all of jess’ bones
STOP!!
They took the whole skellington
Congratulations to pancakeke for becoming the first living person to have their bones stolen by tumblr users.
I love how you can’t say “first person”
This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This text thread brought us into a new age
The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)
the pope, or as i like to call him, the hokage of the catholic church
stop reblogging this post you’re making him more powerful
Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.
I loved this ridiculous moment so much okay
ANGRY CYBORG SASS OFF
This was my favourite bit
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
[Justin has been looking through his dice]
Justin: I don’t have a six in here.
Griffin: How do you not have a six, it comes with every board game.
Justin: My daughter-
Griffin: Eats them for power?!
Thanks Mad Magazine 😂
Griffin: Somethin’… Something unlucky happens.
Justin: Hachi machi. Oh no, aw beans.
Griffin: You feel something tap your shoulder, and you hear “clinkclinkclink”, and you llok down and there is a bolt, like a “nuts and bolts” bolt laying on the ground. And not a second after you see that bolt on the grounf, one of these giant pieces of washing-machine-sized, industrial machinery falls from the ceiling and lands on you.
Justin: You’re gonna kill America’s favorite wizard.
Travis: As played by Adam Sandler!
Clint: Use your butt power!
Griffin: [rolls damage] Oh my god. Hey how much- how much health does Taako have?
Justin: I’m not gonna tell you.
good good star wars boys
I hate how well this works
this is good as heck
Blupjeans Proposal Headcannon
Barry proposes to Lup after they talk about it for a bit so they both are on the same page. It’s super cute, super sweet, they’re happy and get married during that cycle and they’re super happy.
A couple cycles later, Taako and Lup are hanging, having some twin time and Taako makes a comment along the lines of “I can’t believe you let Barold propose. You had this whole elaborate plan!”
“Yeah,” Lup replied, “But he got to it first. Besides, its not like it matters who proposes.”
Taako shrugged, “True. Plus the whole thing doesn’t really mater if you think about it.”
“Oh?” Lup questions. “and why is that dear brother? Not happy your did went off and got married before you?”
“Well technically you two are only married in that plane. Which is gone now. So like, how married are yall?” Taako teased, then added, “I guess this gives you a chance to propose to barry now and get married on another plane.”
Lup gasped and grabbed her brother, “That’s brilliant!”
Lup is cunning. She brings up the idea to Barry, just a joke about how they aren’t really married. He agrees and laughs along, joking that this means they’ll have to get married again.
Te next day Lup proposes in the most elaborate way possible.
It becomes A Thing. Every few cycles, they would try to outdo each others proposals when they have the time.
One cycle, Lup is mad at Barry and proposes to Lucretia infront of him. Very cute. Lucy blushes and agrees. They marry the next week (Lup is fast at planning weddings). During the wedding, Barry proposes to Taako.
Stealth Mission
Taako and Lup: use magic and go invisible to sneak past Magnus: uses his rogue skills to sneak past Merle FUCKING Highchurch:
