if you can't handle me at my plinko, you don't deserve me at my blorbo
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@oneofthoseseasons
if you can't handle me at my plinko, you don't deserve me at my blorbo
when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever
Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee
*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:
when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold
oh this is absolutely the wrong gif
WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold
Gnomes of pleasure
Gnomes of pain
Gnomes of wind and gnomes of rain
Gnomes of wood and gnomes of grass,
Gnomes who'll kick your fucking ass
Gnomes of day and gnomes of night
Gnomes of darkness and gnomes of light
Gnomes of life and gnomes of death
Gnomes of sickness and gnomes of health
Come ye gnomes, come one and all
Gnomes of winter, spring, and fall
Let no year of gnome-war pass
Without kicking fucking ass
Solas is so tragic. How did BioWare go ‘we are making an elven trickster god companion’ and then end up with ‘elf benedict cumberbatch negs you asmr’
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
“Jolene"
Your beauty is beyond compare
I shudder from your Eldritch stare
With scaly skin and fins of emerald green
Growth stages of various mushrooms! from young spore to wisened, old granny fungi.
@zombieella
I'm sorry I had to...
shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade
Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!
hnnnngh, I’m trying to conduct global maritime trade, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my hull plates keeps blocking the Suez Canal
http://www.tommyarnoldart.com/
drake? where’s the horn of jurgen windcaller?
Michell is 29 Yеаrs & Wаnt t0 Fuск HERE
michell the horn of jurgen windcaller isnt here we have to stay focused