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Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham - Yeh Ladka Hai Allah
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Tarot Cards that are Marvelous When Reversed
Reversed cards like to rain on your parade, delaying what is hoped for and dampening what is great. But not all of them are villainous. These ones are especially auspicious.
The Devil
The ropes around you are loosening. Your liberation is coming.
Five of Cups
Pain has been dealt. Grief has been felt. Sorrow can now begin to melt.
The Moon
What is hidden will come to light. All will once again be clear and bright.
Five of Wands
Conflicts are almost over. Furious minds and hateful hearts will soon feel sober.
The Hanged Man
What is delayed is now in position. Action will soon succeed stagnation.
Four of Cups
A farewell to dullness and apathy. You will soon have a reason to be very happy.
Three of Swords
Forgiveness will be given or received. Your agony will hence be relieved.
The Tower
You survived or avoided a disaster. What awaits now are greener pastures.
Ten of Swords
The worst of it is over. From this moment, it all starts to get better.
Nine of Swords
There are no more reasons to worry. You can stop being scared and weary.
Five of Pentacles
All that you lost and all that you lack are now, at last, on their way back.
Knight of Swords
Sympathy and gentleness will banish cruelty and recklessness.
Eight of Swords
Remove now your blindfold. What was once copper has been turned into gold.
Ten of Wands
The heaviness will lift. You will put down your burdens and set them adrift.
Five of Swords
You are moving on from defeat. Enough of the bitter, and more of the sweet.
How to Predict Timing with Tarot
When performing the Celtic Cross, there are three positions that can reveal when the event will happen: The Advice, The Ultimate Outcome, and The Underworld. Acknowledge all these possibilities. But your intuition will tell you which is most likely.
THE MAJOR ARCANA
The Fool – Whenever you are ready
The Magician – It has already begun
The High Priestess – You know exactly when
The Empress – During harvest season
The Emperor – It is almost done
The Hierophant – It is finished
The Lovers – As soon as you make the choice
The Chariot – In just a few moments
Strength – The minute you accept it
The Hermit – Only after you meditate on it
The Wheel of Fortune – During your first or next Saturn Return
Justice – When you least expect it
The Hanged Man – When the circumstances change
Death – Whenever it is ready
Temperance – After the storm
The Devil – It is happening right now
The Tower – Soon, unexpectedly and suddenly
The Star – The more you believe, the sooner it will happen
The Moon – It cannot be determined at the moment
The Sun – In the summer or by sunrise
Judgement – Soon and inevitably
The World – In divine timing
THE MINOR ARCANA
THE SUIT OF WANDS
Ace of Wands – One day
Two of Wands – Two days
Three of Wands – Three days
Four of Wands – Four days
Five of Wands – Five days
Six of Wands – Six days
Seven of Wands – Seven days
Eight of Wands – Eight days
Nine of Wands – Nine days
Ten of Wands – Ten days
Page of Wands – As we speak
Knight of Wands – End of November to most of December
Queen of Wands – End of March to most of April
King of Wands – End of July to most of August
THE SUIT OF CUPS
Ace of Cups – One month
Two of Cups – Two months
Three of Cups – Three months
Four of Cups – Four months
Five of Cups – Five months
Six of Cups – Six months
Seven of Cups – Seven months
Eight of Cups – Eight months
Nine of Cups – Nine months
Ten of Cups – Ten months
Page of Cups – Very soon
Knight of Cups – End of February to most of March
Queen of Cups – End of June to most of July
King of Cups – End of October to most of November
THE SUIT OF SWORDS
Ace of Swords – One week
Two of Swords – Two weeks
Three of Swords – Three weeks
Four of Swords – Four weeks
Five of Swords – Five weeks
Six of Swords – Six weeks
Seven of Swords – Seven weeks
Eight of Swords – Eight weeks
Nine of Swords – Nine weeks
Ten of Swords – Ten weeks
Page of Swords – Now, behind the scenes
Knight of Swords – End of May to most of June
Queen of Swords – End of September to most of October
King of Swords – End of January to most of February
THE SUIT OF PENTACLES
Ace of Pentacles – One year or one season (3 months)
Two of Pentacles – Two years or two seasons (6 months)
Three of Pentacles – Three years or three seasons (9 months)
Four of Pentacles – Four years or four seasons (one year)
Five of Pentacles – Five years or five seasons (15 months)
Six of Pentacles – Six years or six seasons (18 months)
Seven of Pentacles – Seven years or seven seasons (21 months)
Eight of Pentacles – Eight years or eight seasons (2 years)
Nine of Pentacles – Nine years or nine seasons (2 years and 3 months)
Ten of Pentacles – Ten years or ten seasons (2 years and 6 months)
Page of Pentacles – It will take quite a while
Knight of Pentacles – End of August to most of September
Queen of Pentacles – End of December to most of January
King of Pentacles – End of April to most of May
To Help You Remember:
Wands are days, because they are fire, and fire moves fast.
Swords are weeks, because while a sword is quick to cut, it first requires some thinking on the warrior’s part.
Cups are months, because they are water, and water flows with the moon, which completes a cycle in roughly a month.
Pentacles are seasons to years, because they are seeds, and some seeds only require a season to grow while others need a year.
The timings for the Major Arcana and the Pages are related to the cards’ meanings. Once you know the meanings, you know the timings.
The Kings, Queens and Knights are the Zodiac signs’ birthdays:
King of Wands – Leo (Fixed Fire)
Queen of Wands – Aries (Cardinal Fire)
Knight of Wands – Sagittarius (Mutable Fire)
King of Cups – Scorpio (Fixed Water)
Queen of Cups – Cancer (Cardinal Water)
Knight of Cups – Pisces (Mutable Water)
King of Swords – Aquarius (Fixed Air)
Queen of Swords – Libra (Cardinal Air)
Knight of Swords – Gemini (Mutable Air)
King of Pentacles – Taurus (Fixed Earth)
Queen of Pentacles – Capricorn (Cardinal Earth)
Knight of Pentacles – Virgo (Mutable Earth)
True Love Tarot Combinations My Elders Taught Me
Death + Ace of Cups
Love that lasts a day after forever
Six of Pentacles + Five of Pentacles
Love that asks for nothing in return
Knight of Wands + King of Wands
Love that makes a boy into a man
The Tower + Four of Wands
Love that can withstand any earthquake
Seven of Wands + Knight of Swords
Love that will fight and die for you
Six of Wands + The World
Love that puts you on a pedestal
The Moon + The Sun
Love that consumes you night and day
The Devil + Four of Pentacles
Flaming love that engulfs you
Ace of Cups + Ten of Cups
Love you never have to shed tears for
Two of Cups + The High Priestess
Love you recognize at first sight
Six of Cups + Two of Cups
Friendship that blooms into love
The Hermit + The Fool
Love that outlasts time itself
Death + The Wheel of Fortune
Love that can resurrect a dying soul
Ace of Wands + The Sun
Lust that matures into love
The Hermit + Strength
Love that grows stronger each passing day
Five of Pentacles + Ten of Pentacles
Love that makes lords out of beggars
The Hierophant + Four of Wands
Love no storm can conquer
The Twin Cards in Tarot
Every Major has a twin in the Minor. And while the latter are lesser in the bigger picture, they still have what it takes to make reality shiver.
The Fool & The Aces
An all-encompassing new beginning vs. A beginning in one aspect of life
The Magician & The Two of Wands
The ability to manifest effortlessly vs. Manifestation that requires planning and hard work
The High Priestess & The Queen of Cups
Mastery of one’s intuition vs. Familiarity with one’s intuition
The Empress & The Nine of Pentacles
Abundance in every sense vs. Material abundance
The Emperor & The Kings
Complete authority over one’s own life vs. Authority in an aspect of one’s own life
The Hierophant & The Four of Wands
Stability of the heart, mind and soul vs. Stability in relationships and connections
The Lovers & The Two of Cups
The culmination of true love vs. The budding of a new love
The Chariot & The Six of Wands
Lasting victory vs. Fleeting victory
Strength & The Seven of Wands
Overcoming one’s inner darkness vs. Overcoming the darkness of everyday life
The Hermit & The Queen of Swords
Happiness in being alone vs. Acceptance of aloneness
Wheel of Fortune & The Ten of Pentacles
Luck in life vs. Luck in finances
Justice & The Six of Pentacles
The Universe giving you what you deserve vs. Your fellowmen giving you what they think you deserve
The Hanged Man & The Seven of Pentacles
Patiently waiting for the ultimate harvest vs. Restlessly waiting for this year’s harvest
Death & The Ten of Swords
Ending that transforms one’s entire life vs. Ending that transforms an aspect of one’s life
Temperance & The Two of Pentacles
Achieving inner balance vs. Achieving balance in one’s day-to-day tasks
The Devil & The Four of Pentacles
Being a slave to the soul’s desires vs. Being a slave to the body’s appetite
The Tower & The Knight of Swords
The Divine shaking your foundations vs. An enemy shaking your foundations
The Star & The Nine of Cups
Your greatest dream come true vs. One of your wishes granted
The Moon & The Nine of Swords
Lack of clarity that leads to purposelessness vs. Lack of clarity that results in anxiety
The Sun & The Three of Cups
Absolute happiness vs. Momentary happiness
Judgement & The Three of Pentacles
Living your soul’s true calling vs. Having your dream career
The World & The Ten of Cups
Being admired by the whole world around you vs. Being admired by those who love you
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In honor of the Stone Ocean announcement that may (or may not) happen, I decided to make a bunch of Stone Ocean-themed text post edits for the occasion. cant wait to (hopefully) see this sapphic and her gay friends beat up a priest
previous posts: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 6 / 7
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Wait we were supposed to think about gender???? Wait guys I didn't know we had gender homework can I turn in mine late
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Romance Masterpost
How to write it
How to write romance
Love Language - Showing, not telling love
Love Language - Showing you care
Honeymoon
Slow burn
Forbidden Romance (+ prompts)
Reasons for a break-up while still loving each other
How to create quick chemistry
How to write enemies to lovers (+ prompts)
How to write lovers to enemies to lovers
Arranged matrimony for royalty (+ prompts)
Date gone wrong
Academic rivals to lovers
Romantic Fall Date Ideas
How to write a polyamorous relationship
Milestones in a relationship
How to write age difference
Fluffy Kiss Scene
Reasons a couple would divorce on good terms
Prompt Lists
Romance Prompt List Part I + Part II + Part III + Part IV
Bad ones, unrequited, break-up Part I + Part II
Flirting - Successful and unsuccessful Part I + Part II
Two smart and also stupid people in love
Push and pull romantic prompts
Co-workers - Hate to love
Lovers to enemies
Love to hate relationship
Romantic One-Liners Part I
Smutty One-Liners Part I + Part II + Part III
Physical One-Liners Part I + Part II
Jealousy + Things said during sex prompts
Moving in together
OTP Christmas Prompts
Prompts about kissing
Romance Sentence Starters
Romantic Question Prompts
Fake Dating/Marriage/Engagement Prompts
Domestic Fluff Prompts
Fluff Prompts
Romantic, non-sexual intimacy prompts
OT3 Prompts
OT3 ideas
Royalty Prompts - Loyal companion x Princess Romance
Royalty Prompts - Prince/ss x Commoner - Revealing royal heritage
Royalty Prompts - Knight x Princess
Fake Dating Royalty Prompts
Hurt/Comfort Dialogue Prompts
Hurt/Comfort Prompts
Roommates to lovers - Spending time together
Introducing partner(s) to family
Flirting Prompts - Oblivious and flirty
Teasing Prompts
Unrequited Love Prompts
Dramatic/Break-up Dialogue Prompts
Romance Dialogue Prompts – Uncomfortable with affection
Matchmaking Prompts
Valentine’s Day Prompts
Fake Dating Dialogue Prompts
Fake Dating AUs
Fake Dating Prompts
Cute Date Ideas
Hand-holding
Kisses
Hugs
Touching
Physical Reactions
Love confession - Screaming at each other
Ways to say ‘I love you’
Love Triangle Ideas
Soulmates AUs
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Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]
Lmao “what do you want to know from me?” Fuck!
So no one thinks that Gordon’s being “Put in his place” or something, this is from Gordon’s show where he specifically goes to places around the world to be schooled in how they do their cuisine and un-fuck the British (Imperialist but we can’t admit that on TV, but he does hint STRONGLY at it in some episodes) way of cooking “exotic” dishes by learning from the people who do it best.
That’s the world’s most successful chef putting himself in a position to learn from chefs around the world in world-class restaurants, grandmother’s houses, in a cramped make-shift kitchen on a rocking and speeding steam train, and more. He doesn’t shy away from learning from people who’ve never been in the remote vicinity of a culinary arts school or run a “professional” kitchen.
And here he’s showing a chef what he thinks of as Pad Thai and if you don’t think one of the most talented chefs on earth didn’t know he was specifically setting himself up to fail to make a point to his audience, then hopefully you do now! <3
the context- he wasnt saying ‘heres my world famous pad tai for you to sample, a recipe i hold more dear then my own mother’ its closer to ‘here, this is how i was taught to cook pad tai in liverpool by a man named charles, how far off am i?’
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