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Are there gay bugs?

he performed this when he came to my school and that shit was funny as fuck especially because a lot of the audience was LGBT ppl and we like Got It he’s so ridiculous

marinatinginmyawesomeness-deact

In case anyone was confused…

signal-failure

Nice. I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

scottishdreamergirl

breelandwalker

This post was everything I could have hoped for.

curiousobsession101

OK but can someone please draw a picture of santa as a combination of god, spiderman, and the spanish inquisition?

markunsan

Echeveria chihuahuaensis　

二頭の状態で　買った苗が　大分育ったので　分離。

youwillknowhername15

@zoecore

just-shower-thoughts

The recommended age to have an Ouija board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

orriculum

Laws are picky about what sort of spirits you’re allowed to deal with.

softheartedsuggestion

what another person did to you wasn’t your fault

tami-taylors-hair

That shit is wild to me though. ‘This doesn’t benefit me personally, so why should I pay taxes for it?’ The VA doesn’t benefit me, so fuck those 25 year olds with traumatic brain injuries. Medicare doesn’t help me out, so grandpa can get bent. I don’t watch Sesame Street, so PBS? Fuck em.

Like, listen you putrid chuckleheads, we’re trying to have a fucking society here, and part of that is taking care of your fellow fucking human beings. Paying taxes for things you might not use is part of that. And if you view that as theft, you’re a dumb shit who can go live on your own in the tundra and see how well you do.

augustarambles

“Listen you putrid chuckleheads, we’re trying to have a fucking society here” is one of those sentences that has magic in it

nerdymomstuff

‘creative captions for old-timey books’ by SnideOctopus

pajamaben

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

garobenmonster

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all “You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt” Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

kayliemorbid

BEST GRANDMA STORY

kidkitthekingslayer

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

softwhorecore-deactivated201812

This makes me so happy ☺️

iamhannalashay

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

jaxuhmillion

I LOVE THIS OMFG

taylorzrealm

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

saiasus

trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv

Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

writingsandwonders

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women.

viragon

I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.

pokemon-professor-grey-deactiva

Reblog the shit out of this

yetanothertaylor

We need more positive things like this!

notyrqueer

Okay but I did cry

tortagnamgnam

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

unclebabie

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

secondlina

I’m gonna reblog this because it brought me immense enjoyment to look at.

tortagnamgnam

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

unclebabie

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

secondlina

I’m gonna reblog this because it brought me immense enjoyment to look at.

knowtherealcost

Teens who smoke can develop stunted lungs that never perform at maximum capacity.

meangirlnurse

as someone with a very weird and very specific interest in public service announcements, i am fascinated by how utterly terrible and ineffective this ad campaign is

knowtherealcost

Teens who smoke can develop stunted lungs that never perform at maximum capacity.

meangirlnurse

as someone with a very weird and very specific interest in public service announcements, i am fascinated by how utterly terrible and ineffective this ad campaign is

itschinyere-deactivated20200201

Note to my ex.

Today my professor told me every cell in our entire body is destroyed and replaced every seven years. How comforting it is to know that one day I will have a body that you will have never touched.