The appeal of the Eel

I'm Yuanti, 26, He/him, Bi, Monsterfucker. I RB memes, animals, art, etc etc. I'm a struggling writer, a game modder, and a nerd. 18+ Alt: @Yuanti23-but-terato

[lakevida]

everyone seems to be doing quite well

[maidthings]

you can poke a cat to hear her noise

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[coughloop]

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[dear-ao3]

[rabbitkinglune777]

i wish I had that image saved that was like "transmascs when you open the sour gummy bag" and it's just a bunch of guys looking at the camera.

[themindchurchblogd]

[rabbitkinglune777]

THANK YOU!!!!!!

[scorpio-system]

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

[vanshira]

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

[vedurnan-archive]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

“you wanna know how i this insane?”

the joker

[mediumsizedboy]

are you serious?

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[melodies-stereo]

'tumblr culture' isnt the funny sayings that have sprung from this site, or its history of famous posts, or its turns of phrase, or its big-time funnyposters. 'tumblr culture' is the murder and isolation of black people, sex workers, and especially trans women, perpetuated by countless people on this site who actively engage in it, or turn a blind eye to it.

[sharkwave-zee]

i get knocked down! i don't get up again! i got an owie owie owie ow!!

[rainworldtips]

if stuck in a tight spot, you can lez out with friendly or hostile lizards

[robotpoppa]

it’s-friday.avi

[kathereal]

Quality blog content right here folks

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[egberts]

yiké

just don’t do that

[bbeelzemon]

i just spent entirely too long on this

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1193

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.