claim: zuko is a theatre kid
evidence:
- “they butchered ‘love amongst the dragons’ every year”
- remember when he was playing with the knife iroh gave him and he pretended to get stabbed and dramatically fell on the ground
- perfect impersonation of azula and iroh. you know he practices when he’s alone
- “im never happy”
- HOW THE FUCK DID I FORGET ABOUT THE BLUE SPIRIT ????
- when he did one good thing and immediately fell ill like some pneumonic victorian child
The “They butchered ‘Long Amongst The Dragons’ every year” line speaks volumes.
1. His parents took him to the theater every summer on vacation
2. He has seen other productions or has read the text of LAtD
3. He has opinions about the proper way to produce LAtD
4. He has been holding a grudge against the Ember Island Players every since even though it has canonically been years since he was last on Ember Island and he had been rather busy since.
The “They butchered ‘Long
Amongst The Dragons’ every
year” line speaks volumes.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
