Hello

Hi! She/her, 28, bi, LDN based - I like dumb humour ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[skramztwinkly]

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

[goth-queen]

[goth-queen]

[lmm-43]

If I can’t be weird with you then wtf

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[butch-ramblings]

I’m a filthy waist grabber, a perverted neck kisser

[imactuallyagiraffe]

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

[saerenee]

Can we make out like wild animals and whisper, " I love you " between every kiss?

[raylangivins]

[thadymiller]

Text: congrats on the failure babe, most people don't even try

[kisseism]

idk how to flirt but i can ask you a million personal questions that are none of my business

[frankiecorleone]

My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[grincholass]

My kink is being thought of

[bonivers]

i almost let comparison be the thief of my joy again

[generaljenobi]

[scorpionlafemme]

[kabaks]

Why do we always get angry men with repressed gay desires. What about angry women with repressed gay desires huh. We need more faith lehanes in this world 😌