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waterthedirtflowerslastforyou

❤️🙏🏽

yeahiwasintheshit

dogpuppy

legallybrunettedotcom

inbabylontheywept

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

daggerdoggy

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

daggerdoggy

do not forget this

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greelin

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

segamascott

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

thelandofwtf

motherhenna

who is she

jankybones

podcastwizard

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life

charl0ttan

dude quick turn on wikipedia. any article

jadeharleyinc

me watching as every wikipedia article changes from “is” to “was”

freegiftjones

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.