Dorks Only!!

🧪🧬 Hi!! This is a sideblog for all my rants and fantasies for scientists- and just nerds in general! (mdni)🧬🧪

[yur-favorite-experiment]

Hiiii!!!

You can just call me Experiment! 💖 A few things:

🧪 I LOVE science and scientists all things nerdy and dorky!! I don't understand a lot of it, but I love learning about it regardless!! (I have memory issues..)

🧪 I'm 20! So I'd rather not have any minors interact with my blog since I do talk about a lot of NSFW things here-

🧪 Once again, this is a sideblog!! If you do interest me, I'll happily give it to you!~ But, you have to interact with me frequently fiiirsstt!

🧪 A masochist- I love love LOVE unethical experimentation on myself and being at the hands of someone who knows more than me <33333333

🧪 Also a yan- I have BPD and get obsessive VERY easily. Well. If you are my type ehrhebdj-

🧪 I also love cartoons, anime, degradation, books, colorful things, intox (receiving), cnc, sugary foods and drinks, exercising.... but what I really love is my dream of having a dorky partner that I can love and appreciate and who can match all my dorkiness too!!

🧪 I'm pansexual and genderfluid! You can refer to me however you want!!

🧪 I'm also single and poly!! (Currently wanting three partners at the moment-)

DNI: Minors, MAPs, Zoos, Zionists, Right-Winged Losers, Generative AI Users

Anons:

(Will update this intro to look prettier verryyy veryy soon-)

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

follower cleanse, just in case:

- fuck trump

- fuck jk rowling

- fuck maga

- fuck elon musk

- fuck ice

- fuck ai

- fuck terfs

- it’s cool to punch nazis

- feminism is awesome! radfeminism is not

- transphobia is real

- transandrophobia is real

- transmisogyny is real

- no group is more or less oppressed than anyone else. it’s not a contest. if you are oppressed, you are. if you aren’t, you aren’t.

- no one is illegal, and especially not on stolen land

- eat the rich

- kindness is punk

- art is the product of human emotion

- labels are just that, let people exist and use the labels they want

- all pronouns are valid

- all trans people are valid

- trans men are men

- trans women are women

- non binary people are people

- agender people are also people

- genderfluid people are valid too

- all genderqueer individuals are valid

- no one ever has to tell you their agab

- everyone is equal

- asexuals and ace-specs are valid

- asexuals and ace-specs that have sex are still valid as asexual/ace-spec people

- aromantics and aro-specs are valid

- aromantics and aro-specs that date are still valid as aromantic/aro-spec

- let people like what they like. if it doesn’t hurt real people then it doesn’t matter

- just because you don’t like something doesn’t mean that something is always a bad thing

- respect is not optional.

a few updates:

- free palestine

- black lives matter

- i did not mourn charlie kirk, instead i reblogged memes about him and his death

another edit because i can’t believe i forgot to add this but i just remembered:

- intersex people are valid!

- everyone deserves gender affirming care

[yur-favorite-experiment]

Using your inventions to hold me down and assault me, all just to gather data on how I react 💘🌸 meanwhile, I'm begging for you to take me instead but you just don't listen 💖💖💖💖💖

[yur-favorite-experiment]

I love you. I love you I love you I love you. I love saying it from my cage. I love saying it from the cold metal table you've strapped me to. I love you.

[yur-favorite-experiment]

Glasses >>>>>>

[longhairvixen]

[yur-favorite-experiment]

Me Me Me Me Me Me Me Me 🌸🌺🌺🌺🌸🌸🌸🌺🌸🌺🌺🌸🌸🌸🌺🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🌸🦋🦋🌺🦋

[yur-favorite-experiment]

I cant take it i need to tease a scientist until they get so frustrated they just fuck me on their new lab table and scold me for making them do such a thing while theyre plowing into me i cant

[yur-favorite-experiment]

I'm addicted to the feeling of your gloves running up and down my skin. You don't need to say it. That alone says you love me.

[yur-favorite-experiment]

Hiding your favorite clipboard from you to give you a reason to hit me 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[yur-favorite-experiment]

Tugging on your lab coat and begging for your attention from the floor...

[yur-favorite-experiment]

Science experiment sub that does everything you demand them too except they jealous every time you even think about getting another speciman to lay your hands on and it'll mean less time you'll spend with them so they resort to extremely desperate methods to keep you interested in them.

[yur-favorite-experiment]

I'll let you nail my legs down if I can't sit still, just please don't take another specimen, please I'm sorry I promise I'll be better please don't replace me please-

[servo-soda]

tbh one of the great things about science kink is the preparation... let me plan out my experiments and get my spreadsheet ready for you! remember, this isn’t about your pleasure, it’s about collecting the data i need to satisfy my curiosity! maybe afterwards I’ll get to make a graph… very exciting

[yur-favorite-experiment]

Mnghhfhrngnmrmrpleasepleaseplease, can i watch you after?? please?

[ghostlyspecimen]

i need to experiment on somebody.

i need to see what makes them tick. i need to explore every inch of their body with my hands, with my mouth.

i need to bite and pinch and twist and find out which one makes my subject make the sweetest sounds. i need to make them fall apart so i can inspect all the little pieces left over.

i need to give them orgasm after orgasm just because i wanted to know how many they could take. i need to overstimulate them to satiate my curiosity.

i need to do it all again the next day to see if my data is replicable.

[yur-favorite-experiment]

*(giggles giggles giggles giggles girikgjrhjsjwjs-)*

[slutforpaladins]

everyone thinks experimentation kinks are so hot. “ooh tie me down to a table and perform fucked up sex experiments on me haha” no, what always happens is i end up having to hold you down and force oral sedatives in your mouth while you struggle like a dog being given meds. i swear to god if you bite me or spit them out again you aren’t cumming for a week.

[yur-favorite-experiment]

what do you mean that's exactly what im asking for >< 🧪💖

[evil-scientist]

[REDACTED] if you agree

[yur-favorite-experiment]

sooo pretttyyyy!!

[yur-favorite-experiment]

I just wanna sit in your lap and stare up at you and admire your perfect face and hair and everything while you type away at your computer all night