beastie's boy

a sad little man who needs to see the ocean... i tag for bugs :p you can message me but ill be scared 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝

[godcadaver]

Curious who your pfp is?

this guy

[dreadwedge]

“Try to imagine a tower of cubes which stretches to the sky. Try to imagine the cube at the very top of the tower. Try to imagine a door in the side of the topmost cube. Can you imagine walking through that door? Do you know what’s inside?”

— Question from a diagnostic assessment for a mental illness I’m trying to invent

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[landmineblogging]

october please be gentle to my online friends

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november please be kind

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december please be safe

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january please be patient

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february please be steady

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march please be forgiving

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april please be easy

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may please be understanding

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june please be queer

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july please be vibrant

[the-forcemascinator]

haha dude that was an excellent knight kink post. you know you don't have to be useful to be worthy of love, right?

[tanadrin]

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

[koukorndog-deactivated20260108]

some of you would thrive in a monastery

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[lizluvscupcakes]

“I think of everyone as looking like their icons!” why do you like to think everyone you talk to is a circle full of various indistinguishable colours and shapes and blobs?

[daysleftofsecondterm]

951 days left

[itsady]

hanging things in the new apartment

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[ysolt]

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

[unusual]

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

[holoprisms]

it literally could use a little clouds if i had to be honest

[spelldealer]

eating spaghetti with no parmesan

[boarfan82]

I wish I could have warm fur. Like her.

[limesquares]

i couldnt resist her Enchanting Shape

[charl0ttan]

this is so pleasant to me. everybody went out in the backyard to see brian sing barbershop quartet. they even have some nice lights and a bench out there. a bench. peter lemonade. you dont get this any more

[realshy]

what's wrong with dewey's face

[charl0ttan]

not any of their names.

[k1ttyy-br41nss]

happy pride

[quadrilioquy]