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[thebootydiaries]

bitch u talkin👂👄 bout me behind my back🚶??? Ok 😤 cuz ima make u EAT those words🏃💪💪 Bone Apple tea☠🍎🍵 bitch1⃣0⃣0⃣💯

[thecommonchick]

[sixtyforty]

this is the most depressing thing i have ever seen it is literally stressing me out LET HER SPLASH

[baradragon]

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

[sadieb798]

THANK YOU I’D ALWAYS WONDERED

[derekzane-deactivated20150820]

[megustamemes]

Bill Murray on the Late Show through the years.

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

[slimetony]

snnnnzzzzz

[guddram-deactivated20180109]

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[headphonepoe-deactivated2017072]

I’m cackling

[refinery29]

This judge had exactly the right reaction to the shameful way nonviolent prisoners are treated in US jails

A woman was denied pants or tampons after being arrested for not completing a diversion course that was part of her sentencing from a shoplifting charge. But see how the judge reacts when she finds out that the prisoner’s humiliating treatment is apparently routine.

Gifs: Raw Leak

WATCH THE VIDEO

[adulthoodisokay]

too pure for this world [x]

[buzzfeed]

BFF goals

[thecommonchick]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

So your blog is mainly about cats and hating men? Sounds like a cliché, old cat lady in a novel. Lonely, sad life

this is me calling the police 

[teesadutta]

[urietrouble]

OK this is cute

[thicciblonsky-deactivated202008]

#HumanizeHer

[meladoodle]

Sorry Elaine but if you and your family can’t handle seeing legs… I don’t think swimming is the event you should be watching

[davydfromlv]

A wild magikarp appeared!

[mothskin-deactivated20200525]

this person needs to cosplay as gyarados on their 20th birthday

[nqthqn-blog]

ordering pizza

[so-super-fucking-fit-blog]

this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”

he got a $20 tip

[phaes-poria-deactivated20170131]

Accurate 😂 (sorry team instinct)

[vikingfighter-deactivated201909]

THERE’S A SEQUEL

[mishasminions]

OH MY GOD I’M EXPERIENCING SECONDHAND STRESS