rating places for a vampire to bite me based on my knowledge of the human vascular system
likely fatal depending on vampire’s aim bc of the super juicy extra tastey jugular vein and carotid artery but go big or go home am i right?
BUT this is also most of the bloodflow to the brain so it will feel like getting choked out which is fun and spicy
decently horny, could be tender or devoted, requires the vampire to hold me close
also probably fatal bc of the femoral artery and bc i would die if anyone had their head between my legs
very soft and biteable flesh also perfect for kisses and hickeys before the main event
biting could occur very conveniently before, during or after oral sex and who doesnt love efficiency?
a convenient spot, like a juice box or a kool aid jammer
nice and distal, not likely to be fatal but unfortunately there will be a lot of bones and tendons in the way (unless vampires like to crunch?)
easy to get to on multiple occasions rather than one big deadly ordeal
chaste while still appropriately intimate, not a lot of blood flow but still worthwhile especially for easy cleanup
this one is only saved by its horny energy
flesh on top of the ribcage isnt highly vascularized and not guaranteed to be soft
weak bloodflow, difficult for the vampire to find purchase, all around not the best for feeding
saved only by the imagery of leaving bites over ones heart or sheer eroticism and could be totally ruined by Freud in a matter of moments
not a good spot for feeding
provides the quality aesthetic of a bleeding, kiss bruised lip
guarantees that i get to smooch the vampire
easily overshadowed by every other spot on this list
more of an appetizer or a side dish than a main course
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