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Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

luxwing

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob

kingdeath000

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

sixthrock

I LOVE hearing that other languages have so many beautifully unique ways to construct dick jokes

yurisocrates

I love my language so much

depsidase

irishchemist

playing modded minecraft:

playing unmodded minecraft:

maniakmonkey

Five minutes into the Voices of the Void update and Wolfgang spawns in and trashes the base and tanks my FPS

I missed you too buddy

maniakmonkey

Legs mostly

lauren-ce

Something something the visceral horror GLaDOS must feel after watching Chell for so long, only for her test subject to literally go off the rails and disappear inside of her.

It's such a fantastic reversal of power! In an instant, it changes the genre from Chell's psychological nightmare into Glados's body horror.

This whole time Glados has been creating a psychosexual connection to her lab rat, and now that rat worms its way through her body in a way she can't track.

There's almost an intimacy about the rooms Chell solves being specifically tailored for her to see. They're a dishonest facade, until Chell escapes from the predetermined path and sees what Glados truly is/looks like, and ventures all the way to the heart of her, stripping her bare.

"What if you were a massive mechanical complex and I skittered through your insides and climbed into the heart of your most private and vital organs? And we were both women?"

This too, is Yuri