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isabelle | 22 | you may previously know me as chaoticwinemom

[yzziru]

i don't feel any connection with my url atm i'm literally so tempted to change it to my club penguin username from 2006

[yzziru]

lmao i did it

(formerly chaoticwinemom)

[teathattast]

[greelin]

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

[greelin]

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

[sweatermuppet]

i can't keep living like this!!! [does not change a single aspect of my life]

[amorprohibiido]

[feraligatr]

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

[dragonbleps]

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

[dragonbleps]

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

[dragonbleps]

by Talos this can't be happening

[antimasculist]

10 years of anti drug campaigns in schools did not convince me not to drink or do weed but 1 singular bad high has made me so so so scared of ever doing anything again so i think that in 7th grade health class schools should gather all the kids and give them all edibles and then have them watch top ten scariest scp videos so theyll never do drugs again. this is a flawless idea

[piedude]

D.A.R.E. if the MKUltra guys designed it

[vintageeveryday]

Extra large Playpen sofas of the 1970s.

[adamsmasher]

Oh these were for fuckin’

[wetorturedsomefolks]

i think these would be nice as normal couches but the ad copy is all like “if you aren’t going to exclusively have orgies on this thing we’re gatekeeping it”

[boccher]

whats some fun activities to do while laying down in bed

[witchofanguish]

phone

[boccher]

okay ❤️ yay ❤️

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[madderhatter]

Divorced dads at their first gay date

[tongue-twists]

btw dating sucks as a concept.

[tongue-twists]

meeting up with someone with the explicit goal of figuring out whether or not you want a relationship with them spoils the dynamic. it sucks. it's terrible. fall in love with your friends like normal people.

[tongue-twists]

as expected this one is a hit with the autism website

[yellbug]

*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast

[lastoneout]

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

[charl0ttan]

captured by a vampire but theyre trying to find a good youtube video to watch while sucking your blood and youre just like come on can you just get it over with

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[greelin]

why are so many automatic soap dispensers so shy

[greelin]

come on, beloved… You know i am here….