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todd-god-howard

something in a video game: *clips through the floor, leaves the plane of existence in some ridiculous fashion*

me, gently: it belongs to Todd now

killapunk

is tesco feeling ok

daggers-drawn

This is like a lazily rendered level from a ps1 game.

stuckinabucket-deactivated20140

magoleth

SURPRISE

I AM CUTE BUG

runan

Holy hell, those wings look painted, it’s got light and shadows and everything.

philopoemen-blog

@shadyparakoopa

shadyparakoopa

@moth-pictures-and-moth-tattoos

lanqu-e-deactivated20200420

loremerchant

mille-marteaux

mens-rights-activia

Y’all better get horny on main before you’re no longer allowed to be horny again lmao

thesorrovv

tumblr employee: hey is this draft for the new guidelines okay?

another tumblr employee, head of the Woke department: hmm….you need to change tits to Female Presenting Nipples

marikazemus34

viralfrog

Yoga is good

goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20

So basically just have sex involving these positions?

ho-ho-ho-things

Pretty much

thecatsmustbecrazy

special delivery

fgrobichiko

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

nevyrmore-deactivated20210829

Of course I will….

thenatsdorf

Foster mom welcomes another baby into her litter.

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“Yes, good, this is also my baby. Put her with my other babies.”

crtter

I’ve introduced kittens to foster moms before! Some cats are so taken up with parental instinct they’ll accept a new baby instantly, but some can hiss and see the baby as an intruder that can potentially harm her kittens. When this happens, I like to to rub the new kitten with a piece of cloth that smells of the mom’s kittens, ideally whatever was being used as bedding when she gave birth. They go like “Oh! A baby I haven’t cleaned yet? Unacceptable! Hand them over”