And thats the way the news goes

[pterick]

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

[dragonsarrow]

2021 predictions

january: footage of trump being removed from the white house

february: valentines day commercials of people wearing masks during sex

march: popular hazbin hotel artist starts a gofundme for surgery,  ppl debate if they deserve money or not

april: new meme called “boinkers”

may: right wing tries to make “confederate memorial day” a national holiday

june: new nintendo mobile game and everyone obsesses with it for two weeks before it gets forgotten

july: popular tumblr user gets called out for visiting family/friends on 4th of july, following week they’re outed as an “osomatsu-san” incest shipper

august:  ~T̞̰̫̪͒́h̭̭͍̝͟e̋ ̛̰̏͋ ̯̯͈̳̦Kͭin̺̥̺ͬ́͡ͅ ̗̤̋̋ͩ̈͢ ͊̄Wa̍ͣͧ̒̏͏̪ȓ̌̒͆ͬ͏̲̩s͙̞̼̘̤͐͆́~

september: elon musk retweets the “boinkers” meme, effectively killing it. right wing turns it into a hate symbol

october: halloween comes back full force and companies go all out with advertising, but there’s a big covid spike and it gets cancelled again

november: meme about putting your dick in canned cranberry sauce, complete with discussion on whether it could help cure UTIs

december: my chemical romance releases a new album and it hits #1 on most charts

[silly-slacker-person]

Please don’t speak this into existence, I don’t think I could handle it

[nightwingmcqueen-deactivated202]

Barbara: Dick wake up

Dick*Groaning* 5 more minutes

Barbara:*smiling* Ok 5 more minutes

*Meanwhile*

Steph: Tim wake up

Tim: Everything's on fire isn't it

Steph: Yes it is

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: What have you gathered on the case?

Jon: Well, here's a list of all the suspects I've obtained.

Damian: Kent, your name is on this list.

Jon: I can't remember where I was last Saturday, therefore I have no abili. I've been trailing myself for days.

[orangebirds45]

batman!Dick and oracle babs be Jason's parents kfxjdkcjzhfk

[hungwy]

another internet thing kids wont experience is toolbar stacking:

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

This shit was barbaric even for 2001

[chewbacca]

Legally Blonde (2001), dir. Robert Luketic

[gayavatarstyle]

this is literally the only logical progression for their dynamic

[asmivi-deactivated20201013]

thanks for the warm up idea 

[nilesfreeman]

in conclusion i love this show

[beeceit-deactivatingsoon-deacti]

This is what every conversation between two adhd people looks like

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[pokemonpika77]

Guys, this is season ONE of the Simpsons.

[omghotmemes]

The real villain

[natsujutsu]

Toonami:

Black Lives Matter.

[mykey-20]

[takeyourmascoff]

Fucking TOONAMI. I’m about to cry. My childhood just spoke some deep as truth.

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

[unalaq]

i literally have so much respect for sokka like if i were travelling the world with three insanely powerful middle schoolers i would have gone insane.

[bluberry-spicehead-deactivated2]

*eyes the cactus juice episode*

[mothmason]

[kyunkoi]

[booksbybingo]

villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

[pastel-petticoats]

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

[safitheartist]

…………..you think?

[macko-99]

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

[arofili]

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

[prismatic-starstuff]

The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:

[thegingerpowers]

[marlas-dress]

Investigative reporting