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[daianpan]

some quick rough sketches of miles from spiderverse! its such a fun movie!!

[butchniqabi]

world war 3 jokes are tone deaf and inappropiate i shouldnt have to tell you this

[ladyheart-deactivated20210919]

For the fucking clowns in the notes going "huh": its tone deaf bc no one in the US is in danger. You're laughing at what will undoubtedly be another wave of violent civilian deaths except trump made it so they no longer have to document those. You are not on the gallows, and finding fucking ANY part of this situation funny is just. Unnaceptable.

[kabaks]

i hate everyone on twitter posting one liner quips about iran right now

[kabaks]

“oh we’re all gonna die” no you won’t, iranians and iraqis will die, i fucking hate all of you

[kabaks]

literally every take that was going to happen has already happened and people are out there going “don’t attack young people who are joking to cope” americans will do anything to victimize themselves its ABSURD. “don’t make fucking jokes about war for your shitty ass followers” is not a bad take. jesus fuck

[kabaks]

you all can write all the thoughtful thinkpieces you want on how we should be careful re: the way we use and reproduce memes but if you’re incapable of dealing with the imminent deaths of thousands of brown people without fucking joking like you’re a toddler at a funeral you really need to work on your fucking empathy. im honestly sick

[sadiepickles]

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

[awesome-picz]

[daftpunkblogger]

Are they on a date

[zelldas]

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

[radioh]

[itsthesinbin]

I have a VERY hot take for you all:

Straight people should never be regarded as LGBT icons.

Beyonce, Ariana, Taylor Swift, ect…. They’re not gay icons. They’re not gay. They shouldn’t be regarded as gay/lesbian/bi icons.

If their music resonates with you and you’re lgbt- cool idrc. But I hate that, like… they’re regarded as The Best Gay Icons when they’re not gay.

Lady Gaga? Actually a gay/bi icon. Janelle Monae, Freddie Mercury, ect. They’re LGBT icons.

Shut the fuck up about Ariana and Taylor Swift being gay icons.

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Japan: has brown/dark skinned/black people also gay people, trans/non binary people

Stupid Weebs:

[succulentbud]

Asia: *contains a rich diversity of cultures, LGBT folk, and skin tones*

Weebs who’s Asian knowledge comes from just anime:

[mendokayalways]

Asia: *includes India, Pakistan, Nepal, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Myanmar, and several other countries besides China, Japan, and the Koreas*

White people: “yOu’Re NoT aSiAn YoU’rE iNdIaN”

[010101001010101]

Reblogging just for the last post

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

i enjoy mornings that you wake up to silence and no one is asking anything of you, you’re under no pressure to exist and its just wonderful

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

… 8|

That’s some pretty good advice. I don’t know what’s left of my humor after ‘guess I’ll just die’ jokes but it’s worth a shot.

[snackwizard]

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

[808lien]

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

[maramahan]

Here’s a tip I picked up from a friend that’s helped me a lot — replace self deprecating jokes with ironically self aggrandizing jokes

Like every time I trip and fall, instead of saying “l’m just a disaster human” I say “I’m the epitome of grace and beauty”

Or like, when I draw a picture I’m not 100% happy with, instead of saying “my art is trash” I say something like “you know I think it’s time we replaced the Mona Lisa”

When you do that you get to make a joke, but you’re ALSO getting practice building yourself up, y’know?

And eventually it becomes a reflex and you get so used to it that you can say nice stuff about yourself even when you AREN’T joking

[jkl-fff]

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[20012001]

hobbies include sitting on my bedroom floor being absolutely devastated by the fact that i have a physical form

[delladilly-deactivated20161011]

do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying

#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes

[mrrrl]

I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds.

I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the middle of the pavement.

I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a baby looking over its mother’s shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that astonished stare.

[brittascribbles]

- when someone is standing in line and they don’t quite dance to the music playing, but you can SEE their head bop and them mouthing the words

- when someone thinks no one’s paying attention and they sing-talk themselves thru a task

- when they laugh or try to hide a laugh when looking at their phone

[elodieunderglass]

- when someone does the thing where they enter another space (such as a supermarket aisle) striding with total purpose, then suddenly forget what they’re doing/looking for, and stop there looking blank for a millisecond while they reboot. 

- when people are looking for scissors, in their home or in a store, and they make the scissors gesture with their non-dominant hand as an aid to remind them what they’re doing.

- when automatic social interactions glitch, like when you tell a waiter that you hope he enjoys his food too, or tell the stranger on the phone that you love them. 

- the hand gesture people make when they’re thinking at their computer, not typing, and their elbow rests on the table, and they feel the edge of their fingernail with their thumb. This is such a lovely little gesture and to my knowledge I have never seen it in fiction. You’d think it would come up all the time in fic.

- when you’re sharing an experience with a complete stranger (like watching a seagull throw up in public, or waiting for a late train) and you make eye contact, and some comment to each other, and then you guys are, like, ALLIES now. Like you would willingly ride to war to save them. You can’t make eye contact again, but you are very aware of them. 

- just evidence of other people’s rich, baffling and complex inner lives.

[liquidlightning]

i love watching couples or friends walking in tandem. i love seeing when they make each other laugh

[strangerose]

This is what Hozier means when he says ‘I fall in love just a little bit everyday with someone new.’

[myagletismissing]

This this this^^^^^!!!!!!!

[imgoddamnpluckyremember]

This is the kind of shit you need to look for if you’re in want of a romanticized existence.

[days-e]

[days-e]

days-e‌:

Flora & Fauna - 40 EUR

Includes: 1 fullbody + natural elements + optional small animals (birds,squirrels,butterflies,hamsters and so on)

+ 2 EUR for dogs & cats 

+ 15 EUR  per extra character

max of 3 characters in one picture

Background can be white or a solid color (grass is optional/included in the price)

Cheese! - 27 EUR

Includes: 1 headshot/portrait + natural elements of your choice (shoulders will actually be included in the shot)

Background can be white,a solid color or simple ombre effect

Strike a pose  - 33 EUR

Includes: 1 thigh up + natural elements of your choice

+ 2 EUR if your character is very complex 

+ 10 EUR per extra character

+ 2EUR per simple animation (floating objects,sparkles)

max of 3 characters in one picture

Background can be white,a solid color or simple ombre effect

My Big World - 73 EUR

Includes: one picture with full background (characters can be half body or full body)

+ 2 EUR for dogs & cats

+ 10 EUR per extra character

+ 5-10 EUR if the picture is very complex

+ 2 EUR for simple animation (floating objects,flickering lights,sparkly stars)

max of 4 characters in one picture

OOTD - 56 EUR

Includes: one fullbody + 4 outfits

+ 15 EUR per extra character ( 2 max in one picture )

+ 4 EUR per extra outfit (max of 7 outfits per character)

Natural element of your choice (flowers,leaves,constellations)

Background can be white,a solid color or simple ombre effect

RULES

Paypal only

payment upfront (can be split in half on big orders)

no mecha,old people,furries,muscles

no NSFW

first come first serve

waiting list always open

please don’t be rude or disrespectful

only partial refunds can be made after I’ve started working on your piece

if you’re interested in something that isn’t available on this post (youtube banner,tattoo design,merch) feel free to send a message

If you’re interested please IM me with the following info (or if you rather send me an email just message me saying you’re interested in a commission and I’ll give you my email or Discord ID):

type of commission:

character reference: (a clear picture of your character)

background references: (clear pictures of what you want me to draw for the background,can be pictures you found online)

details: a short description of what you want for your commission (pose,expression,bg color,extra details)

paypal email: (so i can send an invoice)

If you can’t afford a commission,signal boosting would be appreciated! :D

[bob-belcher]

[filthyprotozoan]

i wish someone had told me at 13 that depriving yourself of food and sleep is very much a form of self harm

[filthyprotozoan]

hey kids i know sometimes things are very rough, and feeling like ur in control of ur suffering can be a coping mechanism for a while, but pls eat and sleep, and try to be gentle to yourself if you can