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one of these big new indie cartoons should release with an exclusive adopt of like the main character. pay up 10000 dollars to be the only one whos legally allowed to draw pomni. i feel like the resulting fandom drama would change the face of the internet it would be so cool

argentsunshine

still thinking about the time my bf asked about favourite dinosaurs and my brother said quetzalcoatlus (pterosaur (not a dinosaur)) and my bf said dimetrodon ((synapsid (stem mammal) (went extinct 50 million years before dinosaurs evolved)) and i said crows (bird (dinosaur)) and yet i was judged to be the incorrect one in this scenario

the-eldritch-it-gay

“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”

but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)

or this pic of me

like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.

the-eldritch-it-gay

if i saw this i would just be like “Assalam alaikum sister, dope sword you got there”

ultmateragnarok

I mean I think a part of the ‘scary background’ bit is the thing where the individual in question is staring directly at the viewer from a foggy pond in a dense forest. And also the literal burning halo

the-eldritch-it-gay

sounds like a normal Friday night. if a sister wants to go on a walk in the evening who am i to stop her. if she has a burning halo that’s the will of god.

ovadioisdead-blog

im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later

bedpsyching

Things I hate: fan made pokemon gender differences

butterbeanchu

YO THESE ARE FUCKING HALARIOUS

Like fan made stuff goes all out but in reality Pokemon gender differences are the most mundane shit

Only goes gen 1-4 tho

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eternal-fractal

Yea thats how animals work

bacony-cakes

they fuckin gave charizard nidoqueen tits

pokemonheritageposts

Pokemon Heritage Post

toskarin

originality's cool but don't forget that the guys you're scared of ripping off almost always talk openly about the pieces of art that directly influenced them

malama-art

yummy kirigiri noodles 😋😋😋😋😋

dragongirlsweetie

you're right, it's not all men. some men are kind, decent, respectful people capable of treating others like equals. not you though

threedollarsdotcom

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

lady-of-vitreous-sight

Alright I don't know how to say this but the clone of you that I keep in a white room to study your natural behavior so I can better act like a normal person around you just cured cancer.

ploobytumbls

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

ploobytumbls

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

lesbianshepard

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti

You guys like the pesh mode

one-time-i-dreamt

I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.

Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”

I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.