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[sunburnt-brian]

[princess-rosiebird]

Y'know, that sound from the other room sounded remarkably similar to a one kg bag of cat treats falling off the counter and opening up on the floor

[princess-rosiebird]

The heist of the century

[princess-rosiebird]

the criminal is getting notes again.....

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[videolottery]

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?

[humiliationvictim]

Not everyone can easily come up with ideas for things to post every day

[longshrimp]

then just don't??

[humiliationvictim]

you obviously dont have 100+ followers and need to keep them happy

[videolottery]

i didnt realize the situation you were in and i apologize for the callout

[humiliationvictim]

can youguys do me a favor and send a lot of hate mail to this user

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[bold-baddie]

[transfaguette]

what i’ve learned in my life is if someone is treating you poorly and youre asking yourself “what magic words can I use to make this person treat me with basic respect,” those words don’t exist and they never will.

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[patema-introverted]

[strawberrydakry]

morning bobbered cat

[flareonfloof]

that cat is SO bobbered...

[steelydanyaoi]

spin🌪 just won the Whirl Cup

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[teratocrat]

and btw i am immortal + i have inside me blood of kings sooo yeah

[doodlesorganizationland]

The Port Gamble S’Klallam Tribe made this card for their citizens to present to ICE.

If you are in a different federally recognized tribe in Washington State:

“I am a member of the (insert tribe here) Tribal Nation, which is Tribal Nation federally recognized by the United States.

This means I am also a United States citizen according to the U.S. Citizenship Act of 1924, 8 USC Section 1401.

Our tribe’s enrollment office number is (insert phone number here).

The Native American Rights Fund will assist me if you attempt to illegally detain me. Contact them at 303-447-8760”

[dogpuppy]

[jeekoftheweek]

[dogpuppy]

[heavensghost]

Words by Mary Oliver engraved in rock