Schmidtt: --yeah.
Nom: Although, I-they were, like, the coffee shop was nice. It confused me, though. It was-it was-it was a Starbucks. I don't often get Starbucks at all but it was the only one I could find in Germany at the time. Um, I went in and then they did like the normal thing of, 'what was your name,' realized I--only spoke English, so I just said my actual name? And then they-I think they wrote my name in German? And I was like, huh--
Shauna: Oh...
Nom: Cause it wasn't my name on the thing, but she said-she pointed at me, and I was like oh, okay, sure.
CC: What, was it Nom with an umlaut?
Nom: No, it was like--(everyone laughs) it was like, Rufen, or some shit. But like, I don't fucking know. I remember looking at it and being like, what the-what is that, sure. It was good coffee. (everyone laughs) Don't get me wrong, may--
Rusty: (overlapping) You've been assigned a new name--
Nom:--honestly, one of the best coffees I think I've ever had in my life. It said like, "Rufen," and then, like, something? I don't know, it was like, "Rufen," and then like--
Rusty: You've been assigned a new name.
Nom: --there was other stuff, I don't remember what it was, I guess I'm Rufen now.
Shauna: Congratulations--
Nom: I don't know what Rufen means. I'm looking up what "Rufen" means.
Rusty: (through laughter) It'd be really funny if it's an insult.
Nom: God, it would be so funny. (typing as he talks)
Schmidtt: Or just--
Nom: (typing as he talks) "German to English."
Shauna: It says "call."
Nom: It was like--(four seconds of silence) Wait, what.
Shauna: Did they say "call me." Did they put "call me" on there? (CC begins cackling)
Rusty and Schmidtt: Oh...
Shauna: Did you fumble some rizz, did you fumble rizz?
CC: Wait...
Nom: (sounding like his face is in his hands) Oh my fucking god it says "call."
Shauna: Oh....Oh my god.... (CC laughs even harder)
Schmidtt: Oh my god...(Rusty laughs)
Shauna: (loudly) You fumbled rizz?!
Schmidtt: (under Rusty's laughter) Oh, Nom, oh, ru-Nom, oh no--
CC: Oh, that's rough buddy, I'm so sorry.
Shauna: Oh, buddy...
Schmidtt: Did it say "call me?"
Rusty: (through laughter) Oh my gosh...
Schmidtt: Oh buddy you were getting hit on. (Rusty laughs harder)
Nom: (yelling) I don't read German, man! (someone claps excitedly)
Schmidtt: I mean, maybe you should've, then you would've known--
Shauna: They were hitting on you...
Rusty: That's so funny--
Schmidtt: I-I don't know, I feel like that's an easy process--
Nom: No, but, no, I'm actually stupid, no cause I'm actually stupid, no cause I'm actually stupid, there was a number at the bottom, and I was like, that's weird, and then I just dropped--(agonized wails of everyone shouting "no" and "Nom")
Schmidtt: (yelling) You didn't look up the word "rufen"?!
Nom: No!
Schmidtt: (yelling) You'd know this then! (Rusty laughing hysterically)
Shauna: Nom, you're so cooked. Oh, you're cooked.
Schmidt: (spluttering) it-you-Google! (everyone sighing)
Shauna: He could've been married with a wife and kids by now.
Nom: I thought--
Rusty: That's so funny...
Nom: I thought she was friendly...(he laughs)
Schmidtt: Yeah, she was. Very friendly!
Shauna: She was friendly alright.
CC: Maybe...maybe the Tomodachi Life character wasn't too off then actually.
Nom: Well!
Shauna: Yeah.
CC: (through laughter) The fumbling Nom.
Nom: Man, maybe I am a Golden Retriever. Shit.
Shauna: Yeah you are buddy, yeah you are.
Nom: Fuck man!
CC: How many years ago was this? (three seconds of silence)
Nom: I'm ending stream. (everyone laughs, then calms down) Fuc--I'm gonna go get coffee, fuck this shi--(he cuts off as he moves away from mic, Rusty and Shauna laugh)
Schmidtt: He's gonna fumble another number, don't worry.
