Shit sucks

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[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[demo-stapelia]

well if i'd written stranger things i'd have let billy live and i'd have given him more tattoos with each season.

[rockyroadnotmoosetracks]

firm believer if billy ever had the chance to leave neil's grasp he would of had a full sleeve by the time he turned twenty

[shieldofiron]

RIP Billy you would have loved Steve's slutty little sweater in season 5.

[rockyroadnotmoosetracks]

billy's favorite type of steve:

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

and make sure your comments are kind!!! “I love this so much!” and “this is amazing! I’m so excited for what happens next” are more likely to get your favorite fics updated than “when will we get the next chapter?”

[supersonicart]

Patricia Chidlaw's "Points of Interest."

Currently on view at Billis Williams Gallery in Los Angeles, California is artist Patricia Chidlaw's solo exhibition, "Points of Interest."

Chidlaw has maintained her preference for visually engaging and beautiful subjects consistently over her forty-year career.

Chidlaw's art depicts contemporary scenes, often focusing on older architectural forms and urban landscapes. She is drawn to the changing light of natural and constructed environments and is intrigued by the emotions that these places evoke.

Chidlaw's paintings encourage viewers to look at the spaces they usually pass by and discover hidden beauty in urban landscapes. She suggests taking a moment to appreciate the angles of bridges, shadows on cityscapes, and vistas framed by power lines. As an artist, Chidlaw guides the viewer to see the importance she finds in a particular place through her paintings. However, many of the spaces she finds compelling are vanishing due to modernization, making her work a reminder to cherish the beauty in our ever-changing surroundings.

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[huariqueje]

Stormy Night - Patricia Chidlaw , 2024.

American , b. 1951 -

Oil on canvas , 36 x 27 in.

[huariqueje]

Late Night by the Pool - Patricia Chidlaw , 2026.

American , b. 1951 -

Oil on linen, 30 x 30 in.

[rockyroadnotmoosetracks]

Max: We've been tailing Billy-

Dustin: And I think you were right!

Mike: There is something weird going on with that guy!

Steve: Ugh! I knew it. I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.

Lucas: Well you don't have too...

Steve: No I'm gonna.

[theendingofthewordsisalmsivi]

[vulcandroid]

i will never be over the fact that during first contact a human offered their hand to a vulcan and the vulcan was just like “wow humans are fucking wild” and took it

[roachpatrol]

Humanity’s first contact with Vulcans was some guy going “I’m down to fuck.”

Vulcans’ first contact with Humans was an emphatic “Sure.”

[lilian-cho]

@sineala

[star-lord]

#iiiiiiiiiiiiii mean vulcans had been watching humans for a long time#they knew the significance of a handshake but still#they had to find some fast and loose ambassador#willing to fuckin make out with a human for the sake of not offending them on first contact#lmao#star trek give me the story of this fast and loose vulcan

[moonsofavalon]

“sir…these…these humans…they greet each other by…” *glances around before furtively whispering* “by clasping hands…”

*prolonged silence* “oh my…”

“sir…sir how will we make first contact with them? surely we…we cannot refuse this handclasping ritual, they will take it as an insult, but what vulcan would agree to such a distasteful and uncomfortable ritual??”

*several pensive moments later* “contact the vulcan high command and tell them to send us kuvak. i once saw that crazy son of a bitch arm wrestle a klingon, he’ll put his hands on anything”

[evilminji]

Elsewhere, w/ kuvak: “….my day has come.”

[lierdumoa]

The vulcan who made first contact with humans is named Solkar guys. Y’all just be makin’ up names for characters that already have names.

Bonus: here’s a screencap of Solkar doing the “my body is ready” pose right before he shakes Zefram Cochrane’s hand:

[adreadfulidea-deactivated202402]

I swear Vulcans only come in two types and they are “distant xenophobes” or “horny on main for humanity”. Also apparently this guy is Spock’s great-grandfather and frankly that explains everything.

[kaijuerotica]

Hey so I looked into this at one point and that handshake literally created a lifelong telepathic bond between the two of them, and basically all of Solkar’s descendants were later obsessed with humans, including freaking SPOCK, so I’m not saying that handshake was so gay and good that it created an intergenerational telepathic bond between Solkar’s descendants and humans, but I’m also not….not….saying that.

[tanukiham]

actual footage of first contact makeouts

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

The slow deliberation with which Solkar takes Cockrane’s–I’m sorry, Cochrane’s–hand… The sheer sensuality witch which Solkar infuses an otherwise borderline impersonal social ritual… It clearly shows a very conscious knowledge, on Solkar’s part, of what the significance of the handshake is in Vulcan terms and of how affected he is by it.

That’s why he’s so slow in doing it, and so sensual. A part of Solkar can’t believe this is happening, despite it being a perfectly logical thing to expect from a human, and the rest of him can’t believe how good it is.

I bet that if the camera zoomed in any further we would see the dilation of Solkar’s pupils and a quickly-repressed shiver of delight. Cochrane’s firm, businesslike clasp is probably (in sexual terms) being perceived as a deliciously carnal display of dominance.

No wonder Solkar is all like, “TAKE ME, YOU WILD-MANNERED BARBARIAN WITH ENTICINGLY ROUGH CALLUSES.”

[explorerrowan]

And so we find out that yes, there is such a thing as bottoming in Pon-farr.

[zinglebert-bembledack]

Every time this post comes round my dash, it just gets better.

[gallifreyanwriter]

#somehow the idea of vulcans being Horny On Main always gives me the giggles#like literally all they had to do#was be like actually#hand contact is very intimate for our species#and im p sure humanity as a whole would not find that insurmountably weird#there are human cultures that dont shake hands#vulcans are logical enough to think that through on their own#so clearly that vulcan was just down to fuck#down to fuck in a public#professional diplomatic situation no less#and he did not fucking care who knew it (via kittykatthetacodemon)

[hazeldomain]

Some Vulcan: we could probably just explain that handshakes are intimate in our culture

Solkar, rubbing lip gloss on his hand: don’t tell me how to do my job 

[dear-galileo]

hello i realized i never posted the commission that my beloved @kartsie did??? look how fucking CUTE???

i asked her to do baby!tim and bruce cuddling from my fic hold the fort and just………. the most incredible work, i genuinely lose my mind every time i see it

anyway go commission her because she’s the best and her art makes me scream into a pillow because i love it so much

[dontlistentothemmoose]

coining “philadelphia polycule” (“philly-cule”????) right now

farewell, fruity four….rise, philly-cule

[suestorms-wife]

Wholeheartedly choosing to believe Karen divorced him

Like look at that eye roll lmaoo

[mason-acen]

Genuinely might be one of the most devastating cases of queerbaiting in recent times BECAUSE WHAT

“Friends? No thanks… BEST friends”

YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT PAUSE WASN’T ON PURPOSE???? Duffers when I catch you

[trickarrowsandbatarangs]

taking my Steve and Robin friendship crumbs where i can get them this season as they didn't have a conversation the entire vol 2, but Will asking Robin who she came out to first and Robin being like "oh!" like it should be clear and calling Steve "the obvious" person she would have told, despite how much this surprises Will, is wildly endearing.

he's "the obvious" because she can't imagine a world where he isn't perfectly accepting, where he isn't making muppet jokes on the floor of a public toilet, or excitedly telling her about her crush's movie rentals as he drives her home.

he's "the obvious" because she can't imagine coming out first to anyone else

[bubblegumflavor]

Am I the only one seeing it or why don't I see anyone else talk about this? :'3

[aamukooma]

"Olisko teillä tosi painavaa hankalanmuotoista yöpöytää johon olis mahdollista lyödä jalkansa terävään kulman kaikista suunnista?"

Huonekalumyyjä: "älä sano muuta"

[pupucino]

sadomasokismi

[anarkissa]

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