[seleneelune-deactivated20251014]

[writing-prompt-s]

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

[posingasme]

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

[thanatosdementor-deactivated201]

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

[wombatking]

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

Everyone is convinced that Wrath is useless because while he insists he makes the main stand up for himself Pride does a much better job of it. One day the main character is walking along, depressed, apathetic, and sees someone dragging their dog down the block by its leash. It’s clearly in pain. Suddenly Wrath goes full forth and the main character realizes that only Wrath can spot injustice.

[sluttyhenley]

TOP GUN (1986) dir. Tony Scott

[paxdracona]

I just think it would be very funny if Mav and Ethan were brothers and that Mav would try to downplay his behavior in comparison to Ethan

Ice, in full furious Admiral Kazansky mode: 'of all the harebrained, reckless stunts to pull, this takes the fucking CAKE-'

Mav, 2 parts amused and 3 parts wary: '...☝🏻actually. Ethan hung off a plane last week. Mid-flight. Like, on the OUTSIDE, with just his hands. So in comparison, I feel like I actually was very careful. If that matters.'

Ice, breathing deeply, holding onto his patience with his fingernails: 'it really, REALLY fucking does not.'

[yeah-w-r-i-t-e]

And what if Ethan does the same thing with Benji

Ethan: Well Pete pushed a plane to Mach 10.4 the other day and it exploded, so really I'm the reasonable one—

Benji: At least he was IN the plane, Ethan! He was IN THE PLANE!!!

[paxdracona]

Lmaoooo

Ice: you played dogfight football with EJECTION INJURIES?

Mav: well, Ethan crashed his bike into a car at stupid miles an hour and ate shit and then continued with his day. I at least had a few days before dogfight football 😌 and I was wearing a helmet and he wasn't, so.

Benji: you had 8 different people shooting at you!

Ethan: well, Pete got shot at with a missile and it actually hit him and his plane so I think I'm doing okay :3

[paxdracona]

I'm far too amused by this premise

Ethan: oh hey Pete what's up-

Mav: quick, when you jumped off of that mountain with your bike and a parachute, how many ribs did you bruise??

Ethan, nonplussed: uh- three, I think?

Mav, gleeful: Hah! I only have two, Ice can't yell at me for that 😀 thanks!!

[paxdracona]

Ice and Ethan sitting beside Mav's hospital bed, Mav is banged up but smiling loopily

Mav: I like that you're both here ☺️ but honestly I am fine, you can take me home 🥹

Ice, tiredly: Mav. This is serious, you could have died.

Mav: I'm sorry for worrying you 🥺 But I'm fine. I might be immortal actually. UnLIKE Ethan, who literally died two times.

Ethan, quietly: three

Ice and Mav: ...what.

Ethan shrugs sort of guiltily

Silence, before Mav gestures at his brother with a tired flourish: See? You obviously married the careful, responsible twin.

Ice:

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

escape room but it's actually just my brain

[zannolin]

damn i wish u guys could read this fic i haven't written and this fic i haven't finished writing and this fic i'm putting off outlining and this fic i outlined but haven't started and this fic i'll never write and this other fic i haven't written and this fic that exists only in vague impressions in my head that fall apart every time i try to commit them to the page and th

[captainkirkk]

What they don't tell you about writing is that as you write, you discover scenes and entire plots that you hadn't accounted for that need to be written. So you can spend two hours writing and editing only to realise you're further away from the finish line than you thought you were when you started

[mcworm]

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

[nudityandnerdery]

Shipping done right.

[afriendstolovers]

!!!!!!!

[brimstonebxtch]

[rialtostation]

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

[catgirlbignaturals]

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

[frodothefair]

[stervrucht]

Patre0n | Bsky

[icemankazansky]

[calkale]

⭐️

[babyrooster]

Iceman is no longer here to protect you. TOP GUN: MAVERICK (2022) dir. Joseph Kosinski

[lovelyangryheart]

San Francisco Pride, 1986

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

are you telling me that this is a couple that looks exactly like Iceman and Maverick at Pride in the same year Top Gun was released