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[emahriel]

HELP, THIS COOK'S NAME OQEKDQOED

[emahriel]

[galedekarios]

Baldur's Gate 3: Release Trailer

[galedekarios]

Myconid Colony

Myconids, also known as fungus ones, and fungus folk, were a race of ambulatory fungus creatures. They were known for their peacefulness and appreciation of quiet, making their homes in the darker corners of the world.

[voluptuarian]

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

[kurvafix]

i've had a surgery last week and today my stitches opened so i called the doctor, and the nurse told me he's busy right now but i should send her a photo for him to look at before they call me back. that was two hours ago.

[kurvafix]

not what i meant when i thought about sending rich old men pictures of my hole

[zhuhongs]

green tea.. in all forms .. is the most healing thing... yk. i drink green tea and im like... wow maybe life is beautiful... im not evil anymore.. i want to build community. the earth is healing

[lambch0p]

i found it.

[lambch0p]

[marsapartment]

This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time

[audible-smiles]

[homofied]

[xmccamillx]

Odcizeno z twitteru

[treba-neco-napise]

horník a dolník jdou stranou. rozhodl jsem.

[newarkwilder]

for reasons that aren’t important right now, i had to get on the wiki list of all hockey nicknames to look something up. this turned out to be a treasure trove of joy. i have compiled my favorites for you now

[waepenwifestre]

mike’s hard past couple of months

[mossyhaunt-deactivated20220207]

who else didn't watch dragon ball as a child and only thinks about chef kiss when you hear/read "vegeta"?

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[aberrantemotion]

[hyyhp2]

hey rb and tag a food from your culture that everyone loves but you hate

[bluegrasshole]

this post is rly opening my eyes to the fact that some people have no culture…. tagging this with #ketchup and #chicken … how unironically sad

[imaginingfromtheblock]

[violetwylde]

Fanfic be like, "if you don't have your own gay little man, store bought is fine"

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[star-cats]

[justpeachit]

[yourdeepestfathoms]

Sometimes family is a people-pleasing warrior with wings, a fire bird, a sexy apple tree, a chicken with a pet bear, a robot without hands, a bossy child, and a himbo with kleptomania and I think that’s beautiful

[octoswan]

NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable

WASHINGTON - Following a recent uptick in UFO interest, NASA cautioned curious citizens against the notion that extraterrestrial life will b

[octoswan]

actually you know what, valid