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Kaina Zaddy takes care of me ;-))

[themoonwillsing-deactivated2020]

someone: u okay?

me: 

[ruecian]

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

[toytowns]

he does exist!

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

they do exist

[ruecian]

oohh….*faints*

[cest-la-m0rt-deactivated2018050]

santa?

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

[spacetoasty]

WHAT

[ruecian]

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

[fluffybunnybadass]

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

[placeholder947635346-deactivate]

from 1993. thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years. 

[fluffybunnybadass]

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

[puppymoth]

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

[hashtagloveloses]

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[rootkit]

Burning of the Library at Alexandria vs Tumblr Purge of 2018

[sciencefreaksmeout]

Me: please I’m begging you let me die

God: *wags finger like an Instagram makeup artist*

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

it is so funny how life is just whatever. it’s hilarious. life is so regimented all the way through high school and then after that you just do literally whatever it’s all just whatever. you’re like “should i do this?” and everyone you know is like “just do whatever” absolutely incredible. that can’t be real

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[ixhvenus-deactivated20200308]

how come no one talks about those days where your mental health just crashes down randomly and you start feeling ashamed of yourself because you were doing so good and now you feel like a complete failure because you can’t figure out where you went wrong.

[hiperballada]

may october be kind & delicate to all of us

[ohevoyev]

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

[ohevoyev]

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

[niallsblckgirlfriend]

this is the uglies fucking thing i’ve ever seen

[suribot]

[10knotes]

The two smartest men on the planet.

[okayysophia]

[okayysophia]

[jehovahhthickness]

Shout out to everyone that’s reading this and are actually actively applying this to their lives. Not just reblogging it and lying to themselves that they will get to this point “someday”.

Someday is TODAY.

[vintagewoc]

Ronnie Spector (1963)

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[paper-mario-wiki]

u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

this post ruined my life

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town: