I Want To Be a Cat

Lior • 20 • I just really love starkid • (follows from iambillpotts)

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“life” from starship just hits hard

[star-can-wrecked-screenshots]

[charlieism]

[absuuuurdstarkid]

Biggest Starkid plot twist?

You: Chorn is actually alien sent to gift fire to humanity

Me, an intellectual: Even Though going straight into Liam’s Got A Phone Call in Space Tour

[unofficialhatchetfield]

I • N • D • E • P • E • N • D • ENCE

[come-see-our-show]

Starkid Universe Timeline

Firebringer: Some time between 8700 BCE and 200 BCE

Twisted: 800s

The Trail to Oregon!: 1848

Holy Musical B@man!: 1997

A Very Potter Sequel: Sept. 1, 2008 - Jun. 1, 2009

A Very Potter Musical: Sept. 1, 2009 - Jun. 1, 2010

Me and My Dick: 2009

The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musical: Oct. 2018

Black Friday: Nov. 2018

A Very Potter Senior Year: Sept. 1, 2014 - Sept. 1, 2032

Starship: Distant future

Ani: 0 BBY - 0 ABY

[sliceofmaggpie]

[owencarvourmega]

oh it do be four long years since it happened 👀

[absuuuurdstarkid]

Forget Hogwarts houses, these are the true personality catagories

Dirt eater

Exoskeleton polisher

Bug that wants to build honeycomb

Bug that ruins your picnic

Fly on the wall

Starship ranger

[charlieism]

[maniacalmole]

“What did you do during quarantine?”

[hydroxycyclone]

Underappreciated Holy Musical B@tman moments

• alfred is spiderman

• takes place in 1997 but Twitter exists and Obama is the president

• Green Lantern can make beer but only if it comes in a green bottle

• Jeff's blue lipstick

• "all that money I spent on fucking candy!" "You can do that anytime ;)))"

• catwoman has an actual cat on her shoulder

• Jim's awful haircut to play Mr. Freeze

• I'm pretty sure Nick shaved his legs

• superman ripping batman's underwear off in To Be A Man

• Jim carrying Brian

• Brian's Snoop Dogg impression

• Dylan sitting on Denise's lap

• Jeff was Aquaman

• using a Facebook poll to decide the fate of Gotham

• Joe's high pitched batscream

• bruceman batwayne

• everyone hates two-face

• alfred is lucius fox

• the entire musical

[charlieism]

[thesixqueensasthings]

shoutout to darren rose faith 😍😍😍😍

[nocontextstarkid]

[nocontextstarkid]

[skylarksof]

Tom, teaching Lex how to drive: Okay Lex, let’s say you’re driving and some people from work get in your way. What should you hit?

Lex: Oh, definitely Frank. No question.

Tom: The brakes, Lex. You should hit the fucking brakes.