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I don't understand how people just Do things without daydreaming. like how are you not off in a silly little fantasy world rn

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madebykyra

My sister took more photos of my dress. I am very happy with how this turned out :)))))

Only one more weekend until the Renaissance Faire!!!!

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racketghost

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

racketghost

[tags via : @heavenly-havoc]

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oodlyenough

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

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kanafeh

im not arguing with a woman whose eyes wrinkle when she smiles. whatever you say beautiful

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thombalan

#i like this #gecko #hims has good vibes #hims is pleasant #art #queue

bluemuffin-draws

Eva Strapp or whatever

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funstyle

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

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nihilisticlinguistics

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

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batsdotjpg

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

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eebie

I just ate one

eebie

You can lie when you name things

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sunbutch

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

cryptic-crassulaceae

you really wont like the military then buddy

sunbutch

jokes on you, i already hate the military

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mutationgirl

I am the very model of a frightened shaking animal

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slyrivers

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

libralthinking

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

yooterus-deactivated20220126

"OHH you're following me, oUUhhh I didn't know that!"

cowboy-garfield

It brings me such joy that people seem to have always done the *sputters and blows raspberries like you're having a stroke* thing when they stammer

mooncustafer

If you’d like to see more of these, go on YouTube and search “breakdowns of 1938” (or 1939, 1940, etc). The editors at Warner Bros used to save them and make a blooper reel for the whole year to show at the staff holiday party.