Good Evening

•も• I'm cringe and I'm free

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[despazito]

[humiliationvictim]

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[infizero]

bringing back my too woke opinion that you should be allowed to change labels without the previous one being incorrect

[infizero]

i think you should be allowed to identify as trans without retroactively saying you were also trans in the past. i think the "born this way" rhetoric is limiting and you should be able say stuff like "i was fully a girl when i was a kid and now im a boy" without it invalidating your current identity but maybe that's just me

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[dogpuppy]

[becomeanunconsciousman-deactiva]

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

[zmpl]

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[night-vale-community-radio]

How to Successfully Study in the Library

bring all of your materials with you

find a nice quiet spot void of distractions 

make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so

maybe bring a little snack

don’t look at the giant floating baby

just don’t 

try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library 

use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes  

[night-vale-community-radio]

you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day

[the-indoorsy-geologist]

bruh you don’t even know

we’ve got THIS

[night-vale-community-radio]

hOLY SHIT

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I used to think the READ owls were bad but it turns out I was spoiled re: libraries

[parkchanwoohoo]

When will it be my-- oh holy shit that's crazy

[sistersorrow]

When will it be my turn to be a car

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]