Zee Yariv

Fictional Men Are The Best

[zeeyarivlovesfictionalmen]

NEW OBSESSION: TRANSFORMERS. BECAUSE HELL YEAH

HUSBAND COMPILATION

Also here. Ultra Magnus edit

[elfdragon12]

"Why ship humans and Cybertronians?"

I don't know.

It's not

like the

franchise has

been setting

these pairings

up throughout

the franchise's history.

That would just be weird, wouldn't it?

[reader-from-nowhere]

eww ew yuck

[starscreamer5]

Cybertronians are clingy, it seems.

Oh to have so many protective robots love you.

[daccartsy]

My gift for @awkwardbuck for the @dratchet-exchange 🚑⚔!

I totally forgot to post it before, so I think Valentine's Day is apropriate to post it ❤️

[reader-from-nowhere]

4am cheeseburger date

Bonus: tailgate it's ham

[mintaikkcorpse]

I love this fandom <3

[zeeyarivlovesfictionalmen]

YALL NEED TO FREAKIN KNOW THIS. SO I WAS AT SCHOOL SCROLLING IN TUMBLR THEN A FANART OF GHOAP PASSES BY AND ONE OF MY CLASSMATES GO "Eww, Ghost×Soap? An as original modern warfare player, f*ck you" ofc I didn't say anything. I just smiled. MY WHOLE BEING FELT VIOLATED. LIKE OH MY GOD I'M JUST ENJOYING IT. DON'T RUIN IT PLEASE. 😭😭😭😭

[meltymoth]

WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK ME ME ME ME ME ME

[nightunite]

@machveil is this Soap?

[machveil]

I believe so

[zeeyarivlovesfictionalmen]

Yes… this is Soap, running to Ghost.

[loves-alibi]

vampire!soap is great, but have you considered whiny vampire!soap coupled with the fact that vampires can’t enter a home without being invited inside

vampire!soap who you kicked out earlier that day because he pissed you off one too many times and now can’t enter his own home your flat

vampire!soap who sits out in the hallway like a sad puppy

vampire!soap who has never hated his vampiric nature until he hears you humming to music through the door (and it’s such a flimsy door— he could knock it down so so easily. but it still wouldn’t get him inside with you)

vampire!soap who when you open the door actually whines, begging so politely (on his knees) to invite him back in and he’ll make it up to you, he swears, bonnie.

vampire!soap who once you finally say “come in”, has you pressed against the wall in no time, fangs brushing against your pulse point as he tells you all the ways he’s gonna make it better

[machveil]

[zeeyarivlovesfictionalmen]

Jokes on you, THIS IS MY EVERYDAY MEAL

[lavellyne]

happy new year

[zeeyarivlovesfictionalmen]

New Year, New Men to simp for

[lululandd]

homie....

not pictured: captain price yelling at ghost's therapist

based on

[zeeyarivlovesfictionalmen]

HELP... I JUST REALIZED IT WAS SOAP'S ASHES OMFG 😭😭😭😭😭 Ghost wtffff

[gomzdrawfr]

🍰 Cafe AU ☕️

[zeeyarivlovesfictionalmen]

CUTIESSSSSS

[ghostsanctity]

Simon Riley, who gets turned on by your smile, feels a sense of ridiculousness every time it happens—but he can’t help it. There’s something about the way your lips curl, the warmth and light in your eyes, that digs under his skin in the most intoxicating way. It’s like a spark, suddenly igniting in his chest, spreading heat through his entire body.

He tries to play it cool, but the way his jaw clenches, his fists balling at his sides, betrays him every time. His eyes linger on you longer than they should, breath catching every time you flash him that grin. It’s embarrassing…pathetic even, yet he can’t seem to stop it.

It doesn’t matter what you’re smiling at. The moment you do, he’s gone. But it’s worse when he’s the object of your affections. He’ll crack a joke or say something dumb, and without fail, you’ll smile, leaving him flustered. But he can’t just up and leave so he has to sit it out, tensing as he grabs the nearest cushion to hide his growing bulge and avoiding your gaze.

He wishes it ended there, but it doesn’t. Your smile is seared into his mind, and he’s ashamed of how many times he’s found himself retreating somewhere private merely to jerk off to the image of your smile. He tells himself it’s something else, some other trait or feature that’s making him lose his mind, but he doesn’t know what to think when lately the only time he can cum is when he’s imagining your smile.

He wonders if you notice the effect you have on him, and maybe a small part of him hopes you do.

୨♡୧

should i write this up where he gets caught??

[zeeyarivlovesfictionalmen]

MORE PLS

[lahnabelle]

wifey 🥰

[zeeyarivlovesfictionalmen]

I'm the girl in the news, Sir, I'm famous

[yumethefrostypanda]

Desert Ghost muscle 🤎

[hai-nae]

ghost's 🍑

[zeeyarivlovesfictionalmen]

Lemme eat it pls