Night's Domain

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[nightunite]

Baron Konig AU

Hello! This is the masterlist for the Baron Konig AU! Heavily inspired by @beloveds-embrace's Dukedom AU (go read it, it's Good Soup!) and further expanded upon via giggling and plotting men's downfall with @itsa-me-lily, this AU features a maid reader, Duke Soap, and Baron Konig as the main players, with the standard ensemble of course. Things to note: -I try to avoid the use of y/n and 'you' when posting; it just feels weird for me to try and use. -It's my (and I suppose that since there's readers, our?) sandbox, and these are my action figures. Some things will simply be handwaved, like Soap still having the fuckass mohawk. It also means I am going off of vibes and quick Google searches and not 100% period-accurate lore. -In addition to this masterlist, you can also use the '#Baron Konig AU' tag to find things. -I don't use any other tags because I am very shy; that said, please tag as you like and send in asks! It helps me fill in gaps, adjust the plot, and improve overall as a writer! Claimed anon tags: 📖,💎,🕵️‍♀️

Current Status: HIATUS

With all that said, here's the masterlist: MAIN ACT: (Things that are canon and core to the story, though may pull from the Side Plots)

How it Started What Makes Reader Break The Mysterious Baron And So Konig Met Her From Across the Room Does She Tell Him She's Leaving Shopping for Peace Climbing the Language Barrier I Want to Talk With You Music Lessons A Proposal So Discreet Carrying the Load What is a man? (WIP)

SIDE PLOTS: (Generally featuring other characters such as Gaz, Price, Ghost, etc. Canon to the story) The Rest of The 141 The Menace Meets His Match

SPIN OFFS: (Things that aren't canon generally, but fun to indulge in)

N/A

HOUSEKEEPING: (Background info or other bits of info not found in a drabble) Second Ending? Reader's Thoughts Coming Into the Barony Details About Konig's Looks Staff of the Barony FANART???: (Holy shit guys we have fanart omg) Official Konig Art!!!

[only-cat-memes]

[byjove]

There are certain semi-scientific myths I’m willing to entertain, like the idea that cats purr at a healing frequency. Is it true? IDFK. I like to press my ear to my cat’s side when she purrs anyway. Makes me feel better. Probably because I’m in proximity to something I love and not because of her purring frequency.

[byjove]

There are a bunch of studies that indicate owning cats may improve your overall health and slow cognitive decline in older people. Probably because they provide stress relief and emotional support as well as promoting healthy routines and positive responsibility. Or maybe it’s because they are magic and they purr at a healing frequency. Probably not. Maybe.

[byjove]

Ever notice how archetypal crazy old cat ladies are old as shit? The cats are keeping them alive. Probably not. Maybe.

[pan-of-light]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

[necroesque666]

[sindri42]

[sindri42]

[ahdok]

Adjusted value of Bees. Now that was a special one… because every item in the game had a minimum value, and a beehive was a container for bees, which each had a minimum value… which meant the moment one of your dwarves picked up a beehive, your entire fortress’ net worth skyrocketed… a value used in determining how powerful the foes that visit and try to murder you are.

[prokopetz]

Reblogging for the explanation of what “adjusted value of bees” actually means, because I know several folks following this blog have been wondering.

[probabilitydirigible]

Okay but you’ve all forgotten the best Dwarf Fortress bug of all “Flying creatures give birth in midair, leading to tragedy” 

[probabilitydirigible]

Actually I lied it’s the one where after a major update werewolves and vampires started climbing the nearest tree and refusing to come down. It turned out that he’d given evil creatures the ability to sense each other, but forgotten to set a maximum range on it, so werewolves were aware Hell was underground and trying to flee by climbing 

[thepageofhopes]

This has to be my favorite patch note ever

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[scramratz]

Being even mildly politically aware is hell. "Why is gas so high???" Bitch i outta smack you

[scramratz]

Idk I have so little patience for willfully ignorant people. You know the entire plot of Fruit Love Island or whatever the fuck but can't take an hour outta your day to look up why everything is falling apart around you? Embarrassing

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

[only-cat-memes]

[xopachi]

something fast and mind numbingly stupid.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Just figured out something about Diesel that makes me feel like such a dumbarse

[luck-system-shenanigans]

do share please

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

So for those who don't know, Diesel is a typical housecat. He has typical cat behaviours and enjoys typical cat things. He's my neighbour's cat, not mine, but I feed him even though I probably shouldn't, mostly because somebody has to.

Like most cats, Diesel enjoys tasty food. He gets wet food each afternoon and can get pretty pushy in the hour or so pre-food, which is normal for cats. Sometimes, he also gets pushy at random times of the day, including a couple of hours after already having wet food, which is also not unusual for cats, so I just chalk it up to his annoying cat behaviour. It'll be a few hours after his dinner and he'll stand in front of my computer screen staring at me and I'll go to make a coffee and he'll run to the fridge and meow at me, and grab my leg when I try to leave the kitchen; it's all very annoying but hey, some cats are annoying, whatever. It's particularly annoying because he mostly seems do to it when I'm super hungry and then it feels awkward to fix myself something while he's looking at me like this, then pushing him away from my food, and somehow after I eat he's never

He does it when I'm hungry.

If you can see where this is going then you're a lot smarter than me, because it wasn't until this week that I started paying attention. When Diesel started badgering me and luring me into the kitchen, I started going. I started making myself some food. I sit down to eat it, he jumps up to smell it like normal; I push him away like normal and he goes to eat some of his dry food (the same dry food that's been there all day but he's been ignoring and bugging me instead) while I eat my soup. Afterwards he stops bugging me and either goes off somewhere to do his own thing or comes over for a snuggle.

Diesel's not leading me to the kitchen to ask for wet food. He's leading me there to tell me to eat. I'm being fuckign. Handled. By a half-stray housecat.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He's currently purring at me and asking for post-dinner snuggles but it just feels condescending now.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me: Diesel do not eat my soup.

Diesel: I am confirming that you have food and not yet another craft project to get lost in. Good. Now I will go to my bowl and we can eat together.

[ruffboi-mags]

Good Diesel. Best friend.

[sushi9999]

I love how the show wanted to make Tanselle as an angel for Dunk it's just so beautiful and cute😆

[reactionimagesdaily]

[fleursinthewall]

Drinking boba to microdose Oviposition

[ceroro]

splish splash

[clacy2812]

I feel like Sonar would resonate with that one Celestia image

support me on Kofi

ref below

[battle-for-dyke-island]

doctors love saying “it’s just your anxiety” to mean “I don’t have to treat you” as if anxiety doesn’t need to be treated

idk if your anxiety is so bad you have tics or repeated vomiting or horrible migraines or trouble breathing or seizures or fainting spells or temporary paralysis or or or IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU SHOULD TREAT THAT FUCKING ANXIETY!!! (and if you start treating anxiety and the symptoms don’t go away it might be that the anxiety is caused by the symptoms and not the other way around. and you should treat the underlying cause)

even IF it is “just anxiety” it still needs to be treated