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honkversations with friends

[slaymiedrysdale]

There’s more to the ‘hi I’m Jamie Drysdale, and I play for the Toronto Marlies’ saga. Enjoy.

[zegroose]

do you ever think trevor sometimes looks at jamie and just panics and starts listing off frog facts because it's either that or an unbidden love confession

[zegroose]

jamie hating the hughes lake house not because he's got beef with anybody but because every time trevor and jack share a location they just work each other up about breeding kinks and getting pregnant and it becomes a bit of a babymaking competition and jamie's drained dry

[zegroose]

trevor and jack cuddled together full of mischief and nico's had enough and extricates his boy from their tangled limbs but has to fling trevor off in the process and trevor's like "hm that was nice. what if—" and jamie, jack, and nico all go "NO"

[klara-does-blogging]

when im in the copendent-and-lovingly-devoted-duo contest and jamie drysdale and trevor zegras shows up with matching 4 year contracts to the team where they dramatically reunited:

[zegroose]

i genuinely haven't stopped thinking about trevor's frog pond since i first heard about it, but imagine it's a thing he's done since he was a kid, like he just talks to them about how lonely he is and how he wishes he had a best friend all to himself who won't like anybody else better and that no one can take away from him

and his favorite froggy friend, the one that always hops the closest to him when he approaches the pond, listens so solemnly trevor almost believes it can understand him

and then one day!! jamie appears and he's exactly what trevor wished for!!

[zegroose]

aquamarine au remix where jamie's the frog prince and shows up on trevor's front porch because trevor's been confiding in him about his crush on jack's brother for a little while now and he's ready to tell quinn he likes him for real and ask him out and jamiefrog panics and turns human about it

he knows he has to find true love before the next full moon or else he turns into a mundane non-magical frog forever who won't be able to listen to trevor at the pond anymore the same way but he panics and only tells him he's gotta find love he doesn't work up the courage to tell trevor who he's in love with

i think jamiefrog dries out easily like he has to soak in water every day or else he becomes unable to speak and can only croak

he may or may not be living in trevor's tub

so trevor's like ok cool cool cool what about the most lovable guy i know and it's quinn and jamie wants to scream

so now jamie's spending all his time getting eagerly third wheeled by trevor into sneaky little dates with quinn (because of course trevor would share his crush with his confidant he's a nice guy like that)

meanwhile quinn thinks trevor's throwing jamie at him for approval and is so confused. he's like trevor do you want my blessing or something bc he's chill if you wanna date him and trevor's like no you

honestly quinn thought he was being asked along to chaperone their dates the way your mom makes you bring your older sibling when you hang out with new friends

generally i just like the idea of trevor having fun at first about sharing his crush with his frog because isn't it so fun to giggle over someone together (and wow the person who knows his entire being the best can speak back now and isn't it just wonderful to have a friend you don't have to pretend about anything around) but then he steadily gets less and less enthused and doesn't even think he likes quinn anymore because why does it feel so bad to see someone else monopolize jamie's time? is he jealous of jamie... or is he jealous of quinn?

and the worst part is it's necessary, too, because he wants jamie to remain human and be in his life for a long time even if that means he ultimately has to see him end up with quinn

and that was his frog so trevor doesn't even have anyone to confide in anymore. he's tried going back to the pond but none of the other regular frogs listen to him the way jamie did and he just feels like he's going to explode with all these big confusing feelings

and finally it's the night of the full moon and they're at some party and jack lowkey locks them in a closet about it because they've been fighting and they have to figure it out and they're both panicking

and jamie's trying to get a confession out between panicked ribbits because he's drying out and trevor ends up having to pour a water bottle over his head but they just barely make it and kiss before the full moon rises

[shastrae]

4 more years of that

[kiosuo]

everyone's brining up the "we pee together" quote again and i have to say that personally i think the most underrated part about that whole thing is that one video where someone asks them about it and goes "i don't remeber which one of you said it" and jamie instantly goes "i would never say that" like thats fucking peak comedy to me. like i would never say that but this fucking clown of my best friend did and now i can never live that down. they're everything to me truly

[lavendergaia]

isn't that sweet (i guess so)

Trevor/Jamie | E | 7k words

Trevor’s favorite drink is cold brew, venti, less ice, black and unsweetened. It’s literally the easiest thing in the world to make. Trevor knows the menu; he knows the literal millions of combinations you can make at a Starbucks. Still, he gets his beloved cold brew, even leaving sticky notes in the back thanking the previous shift for making it. It’s one of the many reasons Jamie is head over heels for him.

A Trevor/Jamie Starbucks AU.

[flysdaleflyby]

oh my beautiful boy!!!

[hyggles]

fun angle on matching contracts is like. you avoid one of you hitting UFA first. which would mean one of you choosing if you were staying or going first. which would mean somebody having to make a decision or even [gasp] having to ask a question. out loud. and god knows we can't have that. much better to be able to move side-by-side at the same pace, always keeping the other in peripheral vision, never having to look at anything head-on.

[flyersyaoi]

4 more fucking years!!

[mybeautifuldarktwistedshane]

You'll never get away from the sound of the woman who told the whole world you pee together

[teex]

he got a new contract :))) and he received it without having to be dragged through the nine circles of hell by his gm and missing training camp can u believe??????

[teex]

he got a new contract :))) and he received it without having to be dragged through the nine circles of hell by his gm and missing training camp can u believe??????

[martypantone]

Jamie probably also had his extension done yesterday but then asked the organization to announce it later so that he wouldn’t have to endure yet another press cycle linking one of his major life events with Trevor inextricably and for the whole world to see forever they can all see it Jamie we can all see it and nothing you do next will erase what’s already happened and what we’ve already seen Trevor could fully enjoy his moment in the spotlight today. You know, because he’s such a great friend! 🙂

[martypantone]

Jamie Drysdale’s irl girlfriend is actually god’s strongest soldier having to watch her man be canonically soulbonded to Trevor Zegras by the entire professional hockey content industrial complex on main like every other day

[martypantone]

The offseason is usually a great time to have a little come-to-Jesus reality check moment with yourself about your sports blorbos as they spend less time in immediate proximity with each other. But not if you’re a Flyers fan, in which case thee Philadelphia Inquirer will go out of their way to say “lol no these men are literally in love with each other don’t worry about it.” Unprompted. Via url if they have to!

[life-is-a-dumpster-fire]

WIP WEDNESDAY

a snippet from my tzjd kid fic, i'm proud to say we've crossed 9k! 🎉

"I'm not the only one you have to apologise to, kiddo." Trevor reminds him as he tucks away a stray piece of black hair behind ***'s ear and hides a fond smile at the reluctant way **** turns to apologise to the man who's intently staring at him. Trevor fondly ruffles his hair and reminds him to be more careful next time, but for now, can he please look at the camera? Matt's backed away a bit without Trevor having noticed, clicking pictures in an effort to get some candids, and Trevor ignores the way the locker room seems to have stopped in place to stare at the four of them, especially scowling and giving both TK and Nolan a particularly vicious stink-eye; they know exactly what they've done putting Trevor in this situation. He's very tempted to even flip them off, but with his luck, he'd get caught by one of the kids and then reprimanded for setting the wrong example for little impressionable minds or whatever bullshit Nolan is in the mood to spout this time. Like, his husband isn't the reason why his eldest two know more cuss words than normal children their age know— though Trevor will give it to them for being creative with their usage of the words in sentences— so it's not like he's going to be their first exposure to the bird.