Welcome to the shitposting dragon's den

ayy I'm just a lil dragon!

[kristina100000]

if you got a problem with me its your probble

[dinoserious]

its that time of yearrrrr

[heartwarminganimals]

Puppy

[timeskip]

Why do people hate female characters? Oh, so she kidnaps a child to steal their organs ONE TIME and suddenly she’s the BAD GUY 🙄

[timeskip]

Women will drive a man to madness in order to leave the simulation and then when you open the bonus mode she’s dancing to LONELY GIRLS ACROSS THE WORLD LET’S WAKE UP AND FIGHT

[noctude]

your online pets are worried about Y2K

[violets-and-cupcakes]

[bisexualshakespeare]

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

[boxlunches]

oh there he is

[worstgirleva]

Problem with discussions about Tumblr Sexymans is that it was an observation made regarding the trends of the characters Tumblr gets obsessed with and now that we're aware of the concept it's not the same. Way too many people are actively looking for the next Tumblr sexyman or stretching the concept so that their favorites fit into it. The awareness hinders the natural development of new Tumblr sexyman

[subtitledjerma]

layers of fear is a scary game

[creepymutelilbugger]

a contender for best jerma clip of all time

[wayneradiotv]

[interstellar-backwoods]

they keep kicking me out of the library for rubbing my dick on the braille. how the fuck else am i supposed to read it??

[a9td]

トリちゃん🐤

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[radiation]

If Lady Gaga’s house was infested with bugs she’d be like….Woooaoooaaaaaaah wooooah…Got all these bedroom ants

[ohnoproblems]

you know when t.A.T.u. said "this is not enough" i think they were on to something. like this is literally not enough

[optimisticsposts]

[skoomabong]

[christ-chan-official]

[animentality]

[melonisopod]

[clevercorvidae]

can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

[clevercorvidae]

if anyone is wondering how this happened:

we told her not to go in hog territory at night

she went anyway cause she wanted to find an abandoned mine

she did not find an abandoned mine she found hogs because she went in hog territory at night

[clevercorvidae]

its what she likes to do