I am not your expectations.

28. Boricua. Eugene. she/her. bi.

[stability]

[fuckup-perfectionist-deactivate]

So many TV shows/movies depict the Epi Pen as a total solution for anaphylaxis...it's not. The Epi Pen gives you 30 minutes to get to a hospital where they can save your life. TV makes it look like you just have to use the Epi Pen and then the crisis is over. Do people without allergies or a loved one with allergies know that an Epi Pen only buys you time? The more I see this on TV the more I worry...

**Maybe you should reblog this because I'm actually worried that most people don't know.

[thykingdomcole]

Omg so much this! I have to use my epipens about three times a year and my doctor recommends I shoot both of them in my thigh and then call an ambulance! They are a STABILISER not a cure!!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chewbacca]

Michaela Coel photographed by Sophy Holland for Variety (2021)

[brucebocchi]

[sarhoskedi-deactivated20210706]

[andysambrg]

もののけ姫 PRINCESS MONONOKE (1997) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[en-futubandera]

[homofied]

Who’s the gay that made a glory hole arcade game??? I just wanna talk.

[thickness-protection-program]

You ain’t a real gamer if you ain’t playing Yank That Plank

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[saint--claire]

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

[vialhazard]

[kyokobi]

REBLOGGING FOR THAT LAST PIECE OF INSIGHT. BITCH YOU

ARE

THE DANCING QUEEN

[doubleshot8]

This gave me goosebumps.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: Am I too privileged and spoiled because my dad is willing to help me move halfway across the country and has the financial means to do that even though the expense is kind of a strain on him

Someone else: *becomes a landlord at age 22*

Me: Ah, never mind.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *buys starbucks for myself*

Me: Is this too much?

Someone else: *buys a coffee startup using money they borrowed from their dad*

Me: Ah, I see. *sips*

[chickenfarmersan]

[antique-scarecrow]

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

[psychotictea]

A big mood

[blowyourhorn-deactivated2021051]

I missed this video

[prettyandmean]

Keeyum.

[lili-rochefort]

@huffpc

[advanced-procrastination]

Anybody else start getting just as mad as her when she’s reading the inane fucking incomprehensible texts. DO YOU WANT THE CAKE OR NOT GINGER

[gaysemiotics]

WHERE IS HER OSCAR

[sevenlegged]

[anbanananna]

I need her to make me a cheesecake 😭😭😭

[p3nny4urth0ught5-deactivated202]

I love the “Mom is single but she’s sadly not gay”

[dynastylnoire]

Every small business owner goes through this and we all hate it

[katswenski]

[thebisexualbooknerd]

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

[marisatomay]

love to purchase items but at what cost

[everlastingrandom]

the price

[clementine-kesh]

combining my knowledge of urban planning with the hours of video essays on horror i’ve consumed to come to the conclusion that the real monster is car culture

[clementine-kesh]

ok so let me explain. an oft repeated saying in urban planning circles is that cars are the dominant species on the planet. this is based on a 1960s cartoon that satirizes the north american obsession with cars, how much space we devote to them, and how we design our entire cities and lives around them. in jacob geller’s video on the architecture of alienation he talks about the fear created when a space we expect to be built and designed for us subverts those expectations and becomes hostile or incomprehensible. to many people who can’t access vehicles or proper documentation to be able to drive this is exactly what the car-centric city becomes. it is a place that should be designed for people but is not and is hostile towards those who are unable to drive, think about suburbs with no sidewalks or urban food deserts with no grocery stores within walking distance. not to mention the danger imposed by cars themselves, especially when car manufacturers are locked in an arms race to make the biggest, bulkiest vehicle in the name of supposed safety for the driver with very little regard for pedestrians and cyclists. altogether, a car centric city is a horror unto itself.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Fun fact! Saint Valentine was beheaded, and here is a photo of his supposed skull! (which is kept in a reliquary in rome because catholics are freaky that way)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I can never ever leave this website actually

[ichi-is-a-cat]

I see a reference to the Sedlic Ossuary, love the decor in that place.

this is a church that supposedly had holy ground or something that let people rot really fast, Idk what that’s about, but people really wanted to get buried there, and so they had overflow of dead people. so they exhumed old bodies and stored the bones in the church, before someone eventually said ‘hey, this would make a cool fucking chandelier.’ and then they started using the bones to decorate. this continued for several generations.

[cuisses-de-tonnerre]

the ground at the Sedlec Ossuary at Kutná Hora in the Czech Republic was "holy" because a Monk in the late 13th century went to the holy land and brought back a bucket of dirt from Golgotha and scattered it over the graveyard there. idk about rotting fast, never heard about that, but yeah.... word got around and it became Central Europe's destination burial spot. Everyone wanted their bones and their moms bones and there uncle's bone etc buried there, which because of the plague and the Hussite Wars, meant LOTS of ppl were hauling their relative's bone to central Bohemia, upwards of 40,000.

Transporting a whole ass body back then was expensive and so most ppl would only bring a femur or a skull, Hence the big ass hut looking thing behind the crest pictured above. That's nothing but femur on top of femur on top of femur with some skulls added in for spice. And they have 4 FOUR of those suckers iirc.

here's a look inside of one

The Chapel wasn't built until over 100 years later and the bones exhumed at the time of construction and stored inside because.... well what else were they gonna do with them. It was only about 150 years ago that the piles of bones got fancy tho. the family whose crest is depicted above paid some woodcarver to make the sculptures and bone mounds because rich Czech ppl in the 19th century were gothic af.

when I was there in 2016 they were in the process of trying to fix the Chapel, because the foundation was sinking or something idr, point was there was an issue with the foundation. This was problematic because the bone huts and really all the other bone sculptures were so fragile that if they tried to move them they would have crumbled completely. Also even tho there were tons of bones inside the ossuary there were still and incredible amount of bones still buried in the graveyard outside.

Any and all construction was very slow going. Cause as you can see

you couldn't go a meter

without hitting a bone.

I believe they closed for a while the following year and are back open again, but I don't want to think about what they had to do to make sure the bones didn't just turn to dust during construction.

But yeah,one of the wildest places I've ever been. Now I just need to visit the Czech hell hole and I will have seen everything I want to see while living here.

[desihabits]

Just Indian things

[arjuna-vallabha]

I loved this

[silverfyrefly]

I am in love with both the elaborate welcome this little fellow received as well as the look of complete bafflement on the puppies’ face that clearly says “I am eight weeks old and what is this.”

[some-1one]

[iris-collects]

Whoever designed this spent way too much of their childhood playing Sonic

[submalevolentgrace]

can’t see it but they’re totally being chased by a rampaging orca right now

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

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