Hi, I'm Zelzy.

Zelzy, They, Them, Theirs, 19, Formerly Coled-as-ice

[prospects]

[pre-party]

[prospects]

[love-personal]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[huffylemon]

“he gave me bacon”

“i love bacon”

“i love him”

[phoneticfrenetic-deactivated201]

My mum always says “sometimes you don’t adopt a cat. sometimes a cat adopts you”

[adigitalmagician]

Sometimes?

[jumpingjacktrash]

congratulations on your new cat

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

[prozacpartyemo-deactivated20170]

Reblog if ur a rotting, soulless, corpse with an overactive sex drive

[zelzystone]

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[girlbossjodiarias]

Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[mosarusrex-deactivated20180127]

I fucking ugly laughed so hard

[playedstationzzz]

@callme-ish

[livinggeist]

I WASN’T READY

[lesbomatriarchy]

y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

[softcore-revolutionary]

This is helpful for people with anxiety

[avinaris]

beep beep motherfucker

[goddessofidiocy-deactivated2019]

what will future historians do with this 

[911official-deactivated20200526]

this is The Human Experience

[name1738]

This is our legacy

[lesb1ancowboy]

29 Pulse Survivors lead the Boston pride parade

[moodybidoof]

[geneticistlarrie]

[fuckery-inc]

YOOO

[ms-ss]

This should be in a museum somewhere

[pleatedjeans]

[railroadsoftware]

what if a grandma found the dog and you made her read that smh

[classicmeevs]

She would look past it long enough to return him, for the sake of the dog

[cocaineteas]

[hoegoalsunited-deactivated20161]

Me and sugar daddy 5

[la-diablareina]

God I fucking wish

[biscaynesugarxo]

Ugh one day

[jessdunn18]

Or you could get a job be independent not rely on some guy 20+ years older than you to pay your way…date a guy your own age and who respects you and not be a total harlot….*shrugs* just me who wants that? guess so…

[backbayqueen]

“I only date boys my age because I like to have have sex for free in the back of a Honda at the end of our McDonald’s date and then get called a slut by him and all his friends. You dirty sluts actually charge for something I give away for free? Disgraceful…”

[backbayqueen]

“Occasionally he sneaks me into his parents house and we fuck quietly in his twin size bed on top of a pile of dirty laundry his mom hasn’t gotten around to washing, he gives me half a poptart and sends me on my way before his parents wake up”

[coldheaux]

lmao ew

[whysperforsugar]

💀💀💀💀💀

[sensei-silvia-blog]

Deceased.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Yall gone learn to stop slutshaming SBs We coming for your throat tbh.

[jetsxdopestnerd]

💀☠️☠️💀💀

[hunyp0t-deactivated20171125]

I’m here for all a dis

[invaderxan]

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

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[thehappyhooker-deactivated20190]

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now