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[dutchstore]

When your phone is at 1% and your sister at 15 by Enrique

[blackgirlsvevo]

does this have strangely realistic production value or did he just kill his sister for a vine

[undertale-science]

so…. I just got Frisk abducted by the riverman in a very creepy glitch.  Said I didn’t want to go with the riverman on the boat during my “play the whole game with the umbrella glitch” run, and ended up with a creepy error message and the boat transition scene playing over and over, and about lost my “determination” when I got that “smell” line. eventually I ended up at Snowdin, I don’t think I’m gonna use the boat to fast travel after this…

[nightlustrous]

rest in fucking pieces umbrella Frisk

[aalphyne]

smell

[bleating-morgan]

fun fact: the original thing that says “smell” is:

La, La.

Time to wake up and SMELL the pain.

Though.. It’s still a bit shaky.

fhuefhuehuefhuefhue

Source: undertale.txt, and the mir-rawrs undertale datamined zip.

[undertale-science]

Oh great, now it’s even creepier than him sniffing Frisk. I think I’ll just use debug mode teleport instead of ever using the riverman again. Being stuck on a looping cutscene of Frisk being abducted was not fun. I may have looked at mummified corpses of children and seen pictures of how human mummy’s decay to make my Chara theory, but I draw the line at researching or testing this nightmare fuel of a glitch.

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[dragongirltitties]

okay but Spanish French Portuguese and Italian are all Latin root languages so they’re obviously gonna have a lot of overlap.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

[helpivefallenandrefusetogetup-d]

We only have seven days to left reblog this joke

[classicdaisycalico]

TOMORROW IS THE LAST FULL DAY TO REBLOG THIS

MAKE IT COUNT

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!!!!

[star-m41d3n]

But isn’t there like 4 more years to use this? Can’t you just change the year? I’m… Ok.. Like tommorow you could say: where do you see yourself in 4 years.. Idk i dont have 2020 vision?

[archived-zombbean]

Straight OTPS are cute

Gay OTPS are cute

Lesbian OTPS are cute

Bisexual OTPS are cute

Interracial OTPS are cute

Asexual OTPs are cute

Platonic OTPs are cute

All OTPs are cute okay? So lets make like our OTPs and spread the love, not the hate.

[keep-away-reality]

31st of December

[goulashnikov-concern]

[catholicschoolgay]

laughing cow cheese huh?

I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

[bigeisamazing]

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

[neon-vagina]

this is literally my favorite

[imjustagirlwithadr3am-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.

[feminismshmeminism]

I was excited when I had 40

[forhim647-deactivated20160328]

Just reached 40. It was exciting.

[mresundance]

i don’t know where you all came from or why you all stick around but i am pleased and humbled by the company

[forhim647-deactivated20160328]

I just crossed 350. This post jumped me up 310 followers.

[mr-reblogbutton-archived]

I’m almost at 1600 and honestly? Who are you all? Where do you come from? I remember calling my friend when I reached 100

[bored-mumma]

Ive got 914 somehow. My blog is just trash.

[satine-kryze-rules-deactivated2]

I have 180.. I don’t understand it but its great:D

[hesphiltrashnumberone-blog]

i just hit 230 and i have no idea how or why

[loverofpiggies]

…. 17,000…….. I really dont know what happened

[cyber-yeti]

I was having a conversation and suddenly we discovered my cosplay for next year.

One punch Sans. Get Dunked On.

[smellestine]

please tell me im not the only person who saw this and thought “one pun man”

[cyber-yeti]

Holy shit, I’ve failed everyone! That’s genius!

[zer0-the-sillydreamer]

people: wow, soriel is so ooc. that is why it bothers me

same people: sans has a tongue and sharp-teeth and makes a lot of sexy faces for some reason. he's a sex god. please believe me, ple

[allesiathehedge]

Ahhh, finally it’s done! Gods.

Enjoy this little delayed Christmas comic I made during my stream. :3 In my AU story I do personally picture Sans getting a jacket as gift from Santa while their mother being totally a huge influence to Sans (or possibly Paps? lol) and PUNning around like a BOSS. XDD I also think this jacket carries a lot of happiest family memories along with it, this is why he felt very melancholic. 

Well, ahem excuse my spelling and late Merry Christmas again?

[gordeaus]

[trans-fluttershy-archive-blog]

[mrdespondency]

*ready? here we go.

[imakuni]

*~THE GAY MONOCHROME ENGINEER OF GOOD LUCK HAS VISITED YOUR DASH. REBLOG IMMEDIATELY OR FACE CERTAIN DEMISE~*

[vaultspecimen223-deactivated202]

[dammitfallout]

This is probably my favorite vine

[zer0-the-sillydreamer]

Kink shamer vs. Kink haver

Kink shamer: Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Kink haver: Aries, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces