Lésbica

female. depressed. kinda really tired.

[waifu-police]

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

[atombombtom]

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

[atombombtom]

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

[atombombtom]

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

[bigscaryd]

It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

[redwaltz]

Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.

[brunhiddensmusings]

this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera

‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’

[petranaradulovic]

I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy 

[happibeans]

Seeing black women vehemently oppose and criticize the regression of current gender and identity politics clears my skin.

[happibeans]

[jamesusilljournal]

Jessica Harrison

[redlipstickresurrected]

Charles M. Schulz (American, 1922-2000, b. Minneapolis, MN, USA, d. Santa Rosa, CA, USA) - Lucy van Pelt and Charlie Brown from Peanuts.

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[apparatus-of-kwalish]

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

[rose-with-thorns-on-the-internet]

I physically had to draw this

Sleepy Friend

[zouisbreakup]

[vulgarette]

vegans in their ed gein era !!!!!

[postnuclearophelia]

i would wear these

[flowerlygirls]

lady gaga is already screenshotting this

[foreveriallyzombified]

btw i found a lot of people who work private security literally fully think they’re cops. it’s really funny and sometimes disturbing

[foreveriallyzombified]

[miileskine]

this is the realest shit i’ve ever read

[miileskine]

all the french in the notes are like

[sustancy]

[instant-wife-microwave-only]

[majordepressivedis-ooohh-der]

Urgent - I Need Help

I need help funding my medical abortion. I didn't know that PP in Minnesota charges nearly $800 without insurance. If you're Rh- (which I am!!) It's an extra ~$100.

Now, I don't need it completely funded, but I'm a struggling student with home, electric and water bills. If I could get like, $600 to bring the price down to $300 that would be life saving!

My venmo: @maya-likes-frogs

If you PM me I can give you SS of proof of need if you feel more comfortable that way.

I appreciate anything you can give. Even if you can't donate anything I would appreciate a reblog! Thank you so much!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[100493503004422]

I simultaneously claim ugly girl culture and pretty girl culture. I am complex I contain multitudes

[reaumantic]

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

[filmnoirsbian]

I love toxic romance as much as the next bitch but tbh it can't hold a candle to toxic sibling relationships where there's rage, yes, and maybe even hate, but love too, and you can't escape it and you can't embrace it so what's left? No one will ever know you like they know you, and no one will ever be able to hurt you like they can. This hole in your side and you can either stand by them even though what they've become turns your stomach or you can try to leave them behind but it doesn't matter how far you run because they'll always be your sibling. They'll always have a piece of you. You were born knowing them.