Three Goblin Art
Kiana Khansmith
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@zesty-leamonde
piratebay-premium:
thedreamwalagift:
lumialoversims:
Me: Can my game PLEASE stop lagging and stuttering for the love of god I’ve cleaned out my mods folder, the cache and everything possi-
My game:
the fact that this person edited the gif to lag
I honestly thought it was my awful Internet doing that
The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler
My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.
Every time he sees it, he balls up.
I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.
However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!
He was nervous at first…
But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.
Pretty soon it became his best friend!
There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!
Including protecting him from the other stapler.
The moral of the story?
My snake is a weirdo.
Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.
He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well!
This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!
Am I any closer to understanding my snake’s strange relationship with staplers?
Absolutely not.
UPDATE: it’s 2016 and I’m pleased to announce that he’s FINALLY gotten over his fear of the stapler!
He likes it now!
Tell him I’m proud of him
This post is so pure!
This is the best story.
forgive me if you’ve already received this one but @why-animals-do-the-thing?
I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive
“2016 but every time something bad happens it gets faster”
relatable drarwer feels :^)
life goals
french christmas vocabulary 🎄
🎁 Christmas (Noël)
Christmas Day le jour de Noël Christmas Eve le Réveillon de Noël Christmas party la fête de Noël Christmas sales Noël malin December décembre Midnight Mass Messe de Minuit winter l’hiver 🎁 Decorations and Details (Décorations et détails)
angel un ange candle une bougie candy cane un sucre d’orge Christmas card une carte de Noël Christmas carol un noël, un chant de Noël Christmas present un petit Noël, un cadeau de Noël Christmas tree un sapin de Noël, un arbre de Noël game un jeu gingerbread man un bonhomme de pain d’épice manger une crèche miracle un miracle mistletoe le gui ornament un bibelot, une boule de Noël, un ornament reindeer un renne ribbon un ruban saint figurine un santon Santa Claus Père Noël, Papa Noël shepherd un berger sleigh un traîneau snow la neige snowball une boule de neige snowman un bonhomme de neige string of lights une guirlande lumineuse stuffed animal une peluche toy un jouet wrapping paper le papier cadeau wreath une couronne
🎁 Christmas Verbs (Verbs de Noël)
to open a present ouvrir un cadeau to receive recevoir to wrap a present emballer un cadeau
🎁 Christmas Foods (Aliments de Noël)
Christmas feast le Réveillon Christmas loaf le pain calendal chestnuts châtaignes, marrons (m) duck breast magret de canard lobster le homard oysters les huîtres (f) pheasant le faisan turkey la dinde white pudding le boudin blanc Yule log la bûche de Noël
🎁 Seasonal Expressions (Expressions de saison)
Christmas sales Noël malin Merry Christmas! Joyeux Noël ! Happy holidays! Joyeuses fêtes ! Season’s greetings! Meilleurs vœux ! white Christmas Noël sous la neige ‘Tis the Season C’est la saison Advent l’Avent Epiphany, Twelfth Night la Fête des Rois Hanukkah Hanoukka New Year’s Day le Jour de l’An New Year’s Eve la Saint-Sylvestre
Tumblr, I give you one of the most famous living composers.
basketball = le basket (m) football = le foot(ball) (m) handball = le handball (m) rugby = le rugby (m) volleyball = le volley (m)
badminton = le badminton (m) tennis = le tennis (m) billiards = le billard (m) golf = le golf (m) hockey = le hockey (m) skiing = le ski (m) cycling = le cyclisme (m) gymnastics = la gymnastique (f) horse riding = l’équitation (f) swimming = la natation (f) walking = la promenade (f) jogging = le footing (m) mountaineering = l’alpinisme (m) judo = le judo (m)
aerobics = l’aérobic (f) athletics = l’athlétisme (m) wrestling = le catch (m) shooting = le tir (m) archery = le tir à l’arc (m)
water skiing = le ski nautique (m) windsurfing = la planche à voile (f) sailing = la voile (f) rowing = l’aviron (m) paragliding = le parapente (m) ice skating = le patin à glace (m)
the ball = le ballon (m) the goal = le but (m) the stadium = le stade (m) the match = le match (m) the result = le résultat (m)
Fun game:
Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”
“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”
“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”
“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“
french news vocabulary 🇫🇷
à la une on the front page
les achats de précaution panic buying
l'actualité, les actualités news
affolé (adj) panic-stricken
allégué (adj) alleged
un appel appeal, call
une arme weapon, gun
une arme blanche knife
les armes de destruction weapons of mass destruction
assassiner to murder
un assaut attack un attentat attack
un attentat-suicide suicide bombing
l'avortement abortion
la banlieue suburb
un bilan death toll
blanchir exonerate
blessé (adj) injured, wounded
une bombe bomb
un bouchon traffic jam
braquer to hold up, point a gun at
la canicule heat wave
un cas de force majeure disaster (natural or man-made)
les Casques bleus UN peacekeeping forces
un casseur rioter
une catastrophe aérienne air disaster
une catastrophe écologique environmental disaster
une catastrophe naturelle natural disaster
censurer to censure
un cessez-le-feu cease-fire
un cible - target
le chômage unemployment
un collecte au profit des sinistrés disaster fund
coupable guilty
un coup d'état overthrow
une coupure de courant power outage
le crime crime
un criminel, une criminelle criminal
une crise crisis
un cyclone cyclone, hurricane
se déclarer - to break out (eg. a fire)
déclencher to launch
décréter to declare
des dégâts damage
le deuil bereavement, mourning
un désastre financier financial disaster
un désastre politique political disaster
les drogues (fem) drugs
un éboulement rockslide
une élection election
une émeute riot
une enquête investigation
une épidémie epidemic
extrader to extradite
un feu fire
un flic (informal) cop
flotter le drapeau en berne to fly flag at half mast
la garde à vue police custody
être mis/placé en garde à vue to be kept in custody, held for questioning
le gaz lacrymogène tear gas
un glissement de terrain landslide
une grève (faire la grève) strike (to be on strike)
la guerre war
la grippe aviaire bird flu
la grippe porcine swine flu
hexagonal French
l'Hexagone France
un immigrant, un immigré immigrant
les impôts (masc) taxes
un incendie fire
une inondation flood
inonder to flood
un insurgé insurgent
des intempéries bad weather
IVG abortion
le kamikaze suicide bomber
la loi law
la lutte (literal/figurative) struggle, fight
une manifestation demonstration
le meurtre murder
la mondialisation globalization
une navette spatiale space shuttle
un obus explosive shell
opération escargot rolling blockade
un ouragan hurricane
une panne d'électricité blackout, power cut
la peine de mort death penalty
la pénurie shortage, lack
la police police
un policier police officer
la politique politics, policy
le politique politician
poursuivre en justice to sue
le pouvoir d'achat buying power
présumé (adj) alleged
un procès trial
le réchauffement de la planète global warming
la région sinistrée disaster area
une réplique after-shock, counter-attack
la retraite retirement
un scrutin ballot, election
un séisme earthquake, upheaval
selon (prep) according to
un sinistré, une sinistrée disaster victim
un soldat soldier
un sommaire summary
un sondage poll
soupçonner to suspect
le suicide assisté assisted suicide
les suites aftermath
un syndicat union
le système de santé publique health care system
un témoin witness
une tempête storm
le terrorisme terrorism
tirer (sur) to shoot (at)
les titres headlines, headline news
une tornade tornado
les transports en commun public transit
un tremblement de terre earthquake
une trêve truce
tuer to kill
un vaccin vaccine
une victime victim (Note that this word is always feminine, even when referring to a man)
viser to target
voter to vote
when u try to record a raccoon but it steals ur phone
more baby animals here
French Slang Masterpost
Abbreviations
Slt (Salut) = Hello Bcp (Beaucoup) = A lot Dsl (Désolé) = Sorry Stp (S’il te plait) = Please Dac (D’accord) = Okay Qd (Quand) = When Qqch (Quelque chose) = Something Qqn (quelqu’un) = Somebody
Internet words
Mdr (Mort de rire) = Lol Ptdr (Pété de rire) = Lmao Vdm (Vie de merde) = Fuck my life Tg (T’as gueule) = Shut up BG (Beau gosse) = Hot guy Tkt (T’inquiête) = Don’t worry
Common sayings
Bref = In short Ouais = Yeah Putain, Merde = Shit C’est de la merde = It’s crap Ça craint = It sucks Ça me soûle = It’s annoying me C’est relou (C’est lourd) = It sucks C’est ouf (C’est fou) = It’s crazy C’est trop cool = It’s awesome C’est le bordel = It’s a mess Je suis claqué = I’m exhausted Je me casse = I’m getting out of here Je m’en fou = I don’t care Tu rigoles = You’re jocking Tu te fous de ma gueule = You’re kidding me Tu fais quoi? = What’s up? Laisse tomber = Just forget it Fais gaffe = Be careful Péter un plomb = Going crazy Avoir la flemme de faire quelque chose = To be too lazy to do something
Unformal verbs
Bouffer = To eat Taffer = To work Roupiller, Pioncer = To sleep Kiffer = To have a crush on someone Etre vénère (Etre énervé) = To be annoyed Se marrer = To laugh
Unformal nouns
Un mec = A guy Une meuf = A girl Un pote = A friend Une bagnole = A car Une baraque = A house Un pieu = A bed Un bouquin = A book Une clope = A cigarette Le fric, le blé, le thune, l’oseille, le pognon = Money Un flic, un keuf = A cop Un gosse, un gamin = A kid Un boulot, un taf, un job = A job La fac = University Le bahut = High school
The above phrases/words can be used in almost every informal situation, but don’t use them in your essays or in any kind of normal writing!
Corgi on a Carousel
HIS NAME IS MEATBALL
This is the cutest thing omg
I love this.
Wow the new Nintendogs looks great
Sub woofers on a walk
more baby animals here
do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely
