[marzipanandminutiae]

Me: I can’t sleep

Every source ever: don’t get on your phone

Me:

[howdy]

this was done well

[scorpioetry]

male fragility

[scorpioetry]

bonus:

[kristina100000]

[emma-d-klutz]

She’s right though. Soir means night

[pomeranian2]

[guy]

What is your ethnicity?

10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will

[ghouldmine]

The rest 55%???

[guy]

5% pleasure and 50% pain

[ingridverse]

May contain traces of wheat, soy, and tree nuts.

[anti-scum]

three

[theocseason4]

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

I want to watch the whole thing.

[isaiahenvy]

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

[humorrelated]

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

[prewars]

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[coolxatu]

[coolxatu]

[winterswake]

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) 

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

heely doc martens

[terushimasyuuji]

[anna-stronk-deactivated20180811]

Death battle

[studentlifeproblems]

[zackisontumblr]

i probably spend too much time in my computer chair

[kallmejonesy]

This is my brother.

[zackisontumblr]

sorry for sitting on him

[humorrelated]

can we do this on tumblr too? reblog and like!