rivers in the desert

derek || 17 || failure is my middle name ||

[ommanyte]

Petition for Rotom Pokédex to be voiced by Danny Devito

[zipply-dipply-do]

oh so since we can’t him to be detective pikachu were gonna give him the sloppy second rotomdex?

[viddasaala]

i’ve been in a weird-ass mood/state of mind for the entirety of break and idk ive just felt weird

[zipply-dipply-do]

its ok good friendo ily eat mashed potatoes youll feel better

[princelemmy]

Mina what the FUCK is this

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

Never forget:

There were Two of them

[zipply-dipply-do]

[viddasaala]

woohoo i finished the flat colors

[zipply-dipply-do]

it's so beautiful...

[daydreams-at-midnight]

turn on sound

[chiptunecreature]

This has a better three-act structure than some movies I’ve seen lately.

[taqit-deactivated20190415]

PIKACHU SPEAKING ENGLISH

This was what I was talking about by saying Pikachu was speaking English. lmao the audience was exactly like my theater's reaction. BY FAR THE MONST WEIRDEST THING POKEMON HAS EVER DONE. like omg the fuck hell na so weird and awkward like naaa boy!

Video Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YkGejS6IM

[ilovethetalkingclock]

WHOA

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

I beg your FUCKING pardon

[lychgate]

[cream-of-the-crap]

Pikachu: Talks

Everyone in the theater:

[tamashiihiroka-deactivated20200]

ew

[keyblack-hl]

Professor Layton fans rising from the grave for the 2018 anime be like

[mintposting]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[keyblack-hl]

Stare deep into those button eyes squigg, and what do you see? Unadulterated gentleman

I also see “eligible bachelor”

[spudinacup]

[keyblack-hl]

[spudinacup]

[keyblack-hl]

[toddhwoard]

you cannot grasp the true power of, skyrim for the nintengdo switch

[haiku-robot]

you cannot grasp the true power of skyrim for the nintengdo switch

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[zipply-dipply-do]

thats not todd howard thats fucking giygas from earthbound

[mintposting]

buddy chum

[viddasaala]

apparently in interviews abt usum, the protags from the previous games never existed in their respective games which means that either ghetsis killed n or ghetsis has n locked up somewhere

[toddhwoard]

you cannot grasp the true power of, skyrim for the nintengdo switch

[haiku-robot]

you cannot grasp the true power of skyrim for the nintengdo switch

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[zipply-dipply-do]

thats not todd howard thats fucking giygas from earthbound

[atomi-cat]

So, I said last night that I really wanted to draw silly stuff of characters I’ve seen, but never watched or played their games. Yeah, it was Layton. I never played his games before, though I remember watching a movie or something several years ago. So I know him from that and my friend, Doodlechill, used to talk about him quite a lot.

Since the 2nd image is inspired by some of SquigglyDigg’s recent text posts, I’m holding her partially responsible for this. The pozzls broke me.

[keyblack-hl]

I’M FRIGGIN SNORTING

[femmchantress]

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

[small-funny]

hey, thanks! now die

[latining]

Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.

[argumate]

[cuirassier]

[gayrab]

@teknon

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

every time I burp I legally have to do a rick sanchez impression or they won’t let me see my family again

[nix-styxand]

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

[zipply-dipply-do]

hey @sanadq chrom has something to say to you

[viddasaala]

this is obviously photoshopped. he only sparkles when he talks to me

[zipply-dipply-do]

he is talking to you. to tell you he’s leaving you

[viddasaala]

no. he loves me so that’s why he sparkles

[inquissitor-deactivated20220709]

[viddasaala]

im not sharing chrom with either one of you. I WAS MARRIED TO HIM FIRST

[zipply-dipply-do]

yOU CANT LOVE A TUMBLR KIRA I WIN

[viddasaala]

no I WIN, ive been married to him for the longest 

[zipply-dipply-do]

i have a cool face tho

[viddasaala]

that may be true, but you have yaoi hands. do you think chrom could love someone with yaoi hands?

[zipply-dipply-do]

hES ANIME HED BUST SEVERAL NUTS FOR MY YAOI HANDS

[viddasaala]

no he wouldn’t

[zipply-dipply-do]

you’d have to use two hands to at least make half of his

[viddasaala]

so? my hands fit perfectly in his so that’s all that matters

[inquissitor-deactivated20220709]

you fools. what do anime dudes like more than gigantic honkers? nothing, that’s what.

therefore chrom’s true love is me and my enormous titter tots.

[zipply-dipply-do]

chrom is gay

[viddasaala]

chrom is bi you imbecile

[inquissitor-deactivated20220709]

yeah well your faces are gay

[zipply-dipply-do]

o-oH yEA? w-WeLL ur STUPID

[zipply-dipply-do]

hey @sanadq chrom has something to say to you

[viddasaala]

this is obviously photoshopped. he only sparkles when he talks to me

[zipply-dipply-do]

he is talking to you. to tell you he’s leaving you

[viddasaala]

no. he loves me so that’s why he sparkles

[inquissitor-deactivated20220709]

[viddasaala]

im not sharing chrom with either one of you. I WAS MARRIED TO HIM FIRST

[zipply-dipply-do]

yOU CANT LOVE A TUMBLR KIRA I WIN

[viddasaala]

no I WIN, ive been married to him for the longest 

[zipply-dipply-do]

i have a cool face tho

[viddasaala]

that may be true, but you have yaoi hands. do you think chrom could love someone with yaoi hands?

[zipply-dipply-do]

hES ANIME HED BUST SEVERAL NUTS FOR MY YAOI HANDS

[viddasaala]

no he wouldn’t

[zipply-dipply-do]

you’d have to use two hands to at least make half of his

[viddasaala]

so? my hands fit perfectly in his so that’s all that matters

[inquissitor-deactivated20220709]

you fools. what do anime dudes like more than gigantic honkers? nothing, that’s what.

therefore chrom’s true love is me and my enormous titter tots.

[zipply-dipply-do]

chrom is gay