Pessimist: This glass is half empty.
Optimist: This glass is half full.
Admiral Hackett: Shepard I need you to take care of this glass of water, you're the only one who can do it right.
Illusive man: Yes, I think it's morally correct to take away a glass of water from a child dying of thirst, but you don't have to agree with me.
Edi: This glass cup contains half of its volume worth of optimally mineralated water for human consumption.
Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm-
Legion: Shepard commander, the volume of water is roughly 163.80083722 cm³.
Tali: This glass of water has enough pathogens to kill me.
Samara: I killed a person who drank water once.
Zaeed: I killed a person with a glass of water once.
Mordin: Primitive psychological test. Proven ineffective hundreds of solar years ago. Varren sexually transmitted disease on the Normandy a more relevant issue.
Joker: Ah thanks. [SLLURRRRPPPP]
Kasumi: [steals Joker's cup after drinking from it]
Grunt: [breaks it] It reminded me of my tank.
Jack: What is this? Why are you giving me this? Are you bribing me?
Wrex: Shepard.
Liara: [watches from Hagalaz and adds results from the test into their files]
Ashley: I can't believe Cerberus is bribing you with half a glass of water.
Miranda: Typical Alliance mindset. If we leave now I'll give you 5 glasses of water.
Shepard: I should go.
