I run with scissors in my hands

My blog consists of crappy humour and mistakes just like my life

[skypestripper]

he luh dis fat ass

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Me

[betterthankanyebitch]

With that, I have just two more words to say:

[actuallunalovegood]

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

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my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me. 

“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.” 

I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important. 

[stele3]

GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.

[thanx4nothin]

“I REGRET THE DAY I PUT THAT RING ON”

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[whitegenocidereturns]

“…anyway” as an insult is so powerful yet concise

[cleancrew]

i hate 2016

[uglyassprettyboy]

At niiiight I think of youuuuu

[uglyassprettyboy]

I waaaant to be yo lady babayyyy

[allbeautynobooty]

If your game is on gimme a call boo

[his-liquid-poetry]

If your love is strong I’ll give it all to you

[jjsinterlude]

At night, I think of yoooooouuuuu

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I want to be your lady, babaaay!

[reauxworld]

If your game is on, gimme a call boooooo

[triniboi]

If your love is strong, gonna give my all to youuuu !!!

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Fuck it up Tina!

[ruinedchildhood]

getting a test back that you studied for but failed.

[gemini00s]

attention all art do-ers! i decided to do an art supplies giveaway for all the lovely artists on tumblr :-)

WINNER WILL RECEIVE:

- one Kanken backpack ( color chosen by winner )

- one Copic Perfect Primaries marker set

- one “Raise boys and girls the same way” t-shirt ( size chosen by winner )

- one large Moleskine notebook

- one Prismacolor pencil set

- one Angora watercolor paint set

- a note & a follow from me!!

RULES:

- must be following me ( artpunko )

- reblog this post! 1 reblog = 1 entry!

- likes only count as bookmarks

- if under 18, you must have legal guardians permission to give any personal information

- this giveaway is in no way affiliated with or sponsored by tumblr! this is my own giveaway!!

- inbox me if you have any questions!

EXTRA ENTRIES:

- follow me on Instagram: @ kalearmpit - subscribe to my YouTube! the link is in my bio :-) - draw me! any art about me/my blog will count as an extra entry!! make sure to tag me in it!

* message me so i can keep track of your extra entries *

this giveaway is international! i will be choosing the winner with a randomizer on August 27, 2016! good luck bees! 🐝

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[youngharlemnigga]

Can’t relate

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I can

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[untexting]

Can I have a bite of that?

[straightboyfriend]

do u ever sit by a white person that smells like an onion

[cassywinchestertheangel-deactiv]

reblog if you like pizza or you've ever killed someone

[barbiefuckyeah]

The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in class with confidence

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more relatable?